Skyrim Dovah One Shots

I'm not listening to you Alduin x Rude! Nord

Dragonsliveamongstus

Y/n Pov,

The end of the world isn't all that bad but a dragon that is trying to explain to you why he is wanting to destroy the world can be a bit annoying.

"Dovahkiin let me explain wh-"

"Alduin I don't want to hear your devious plan. Just go do what you need to do so I can stop you."

The dragon stops flying in the air and he lands with a loud thud and turns to his Nord form and walks off to Talos knows where. I finally have peace and quiet that I need. I walk into the woods to hunt some animals to relieve some anger. The sun begins to set off in the distance so I set up camp and I hear a rustling of leaves.

"Whatever you want Alduin I don't want to hear it! Now go!"

"Well, I'm glad I'm not Alduin. I am Inigo. Your old friend who accidentally killed you but I'm glad that I didn't kill you."

"Ok now go. I dismiss you, Inigo."

"Ok... Inigo will leave now."

The lullaby of nature was a calming sound but this time it was almost maddening. The whispers of the wind carried old secrets from one's childhood. The chirping of the nocturnal birds was hunting for their meals while I was setting up camp to sleep through the night. The fire crackling and setting the light for me to see so I could get into my tent and sleep until morning came.

"Y/n... wake up... I have a plan. Come on wake up."

"I swear Mr. if you poke me one more time I will chop off that finger. Also, why are you waking me up so early in the morning?"

"I'm sorry but I... ugh Alduin is going to the Throat of the World to challenge you. You don't want to miss it."

"I'll pass, so thank you. I'm going to sleep now."

"Rude. Alduin only wants to end the world to catch someone's attention."

"The only attention he's getting is mine so I can kill him. Go away Alduin before I send you to Akatosh himself and make sure you stay there."

"Ahh... I'm not Alduin. I'll leave you be."

Alduin turns away from me and he shifts and flies off. The quiet sounds of nature begin to awaken so I begin to clean up camp to continue on my adventuring. A deer jumps over my head and lands about ten feet in front of me, it darted across the forest floor when it hears me pull out my bow. I draw back the string and launch it into the air, striking it down. I walk over and skin the deer and harvest the meat.

"That looks like that'd be a tasty meal but it seems to be too much for you to eat."

I wipe the blood from my cheek and pick up my sword. Alduin's eyes follow my blade as I press it against his neck.

"Don't move or I'll end ya right here."

The dragon in his human form just raises his hands and has a playful look. He slowly leans over to my face and just a few inches away from my face.

"Jeez you're rude but I don't care." His tone of voice low and husky when he says that.

I draw my sword into its sheath and turn away from Alduin with a slight blush on my face and I walk deeper into the woods. A month has gone by and I haven't gone to any town or seen Alduin. I sit on the forest floor in front of a small headstone sharpening my weapons for when I battle Alduin. 

"I wish you were still here little brother... I left you in the shack for one minute and I came back to your throat slit. I miss you."

Tears roll down my face as I recall the memories of my little brother that was five-years younger than me. Alduin puts his hand on my shoulder while I was whispering to myself. I draw my sword and point it at him as I get up. The tears stop rolling down my face when I look at Alduin.

"Who is buried here? Were they a lover, a friend, or what about family?"

"My brother. He was my brother. He died five years ago, I found his throat slit when I came back to my shack. I killed the man who was responsible for my bro's death. Why are you here? How do you keep finding me?"

"Well..."

Ehhhhh... I didn't really make the character rude very much. Other than that I guess I did ok with this request.