Skyrim Dovah One Shots

Realm Sheogorath x Cicero (Includes Ahzira )

LockeeR has requested so here you go. Btw I will include Ahzira in a few of my one shots to help with the process.

Cicero POV,

"Oohhh the Listener has left her crazy stick here! Cicero is going to mess with it!" I pick up the wabbajack and swing it around.

_time_skip_brought _to_you_by_crazy_portals_

"Oh a portal," Is an happily jumping up and down.

"Cicero! Cicero... " Ahzira says as she walks closer.

"Got to hide. Listener can't know Cicero was messing with her stuff." I drop everything and jump into the portal.

A cold gust of wind surrounds me as I am welcomed to a new atmosphere.

"Ahz- you're not that delusional two legged cat thing," a mysterious man says.

"Where is Cicero? What happened to the crazy stick and what happened to Cicero's clothes?"

"Hehehehe! You're crazy, I like you. You're a lot more crazy than Ahzira. Knowing her that is a very high standard to beat."

"Cicero is not crazy... He's delusional."

"Do you know who I am mortal?"

"Is there singing in the void? Dancing? Certainly the dread father wouldn't mind Cicero doing so. Cicero is hungry... A sweetroll will do... Even a carrot. Let's kill someone!" (I know I misquoted a few stuff in this chapter.)

"Um... "

"Oh was the Mad Man talking to Cicero? Poor Cicero is sorry."

"Close enough, I am the Dadric Prin-" The mad daedra was cut off with an all too familiar voice.

"Sheogorath, Dadric Prince of Madness... Charmed," Ahzira says as she pulls a sword from her sheath. "Damn you Jester. Don't touch my things."

"Prince of Madness... What the two legged cat said. Ahzira who's your friend?" The mad daedra turns to the Jester as he asks the question.

"Cicero... His name is Cicero. Why is he in your realm?"

"Poor Cicero was messing with your crazy stick... "

"The Wabbajack!" Ahzira and Sheogorath say in unison.

"The Wabbajack... Cicero was playing with it and a portal opened then Cicero heard you and freak out. Cicero is very sorry Listener."

"Ok why is he still in your realm then?"

"His delusional presence reminded me of myself with I was a wee young lad."

"Do you want him? I bet the Dread Father wouldn't mind being one keeper short."

"No Cicero wants to come back. Cicero needs to oil mother... So many hard to reach places."

"Gross... I'm Sheogorath take us home."

"Fine... See you in your dreams Keeper."

"Gross, but bye Sheogorath."

~Two years later~

"Cicero where are you going?"

"Ahzira, Cicero is transporting Mother to Dawnstar."

"Oh ya... I'll let you there then." Ahzira walks away after she was finished talking.

An hour of riding the carriage, my wagon wheel breaks yet again.

"Again? Cicero needs his fi-"

"Already ahead of you crazy Jester. Is Ahzira here?"

"No... "

"Good."

Sheogorath grabs Cicero and gives him a quick delicate kiss on Cicero's lips. I go madly red when Sheogorath pulls away.

"No bad since I haven't kissed anyone in eons. Better than what I would have expected."

"Oh..."

I get in my tip toes and kiss the Prince back.

"Thanks for the help Mad Man. Wanna help me get to Dawnstar?"

There we go... Another chapter published. Might not be the best one and I know I probably skipped details. I had written it on paper then I typed it on my phone so I have no excuse.