Skyrim Dovah One Shots

Not so pure Ondolemar x High Elf

I was just thinking while I was playing Skyrim why not do an Ondolemar one shot where he is acting all high and mighty. Like seriously he says to the Dragonborn, "As if this craggy, wretch of a city could give birth to a superiorly bred Mer such as myself. No, I'm not from Markarth. I was sent here to lead the Thalmor's interests in this corner of Skyrim. It's my mission to root out all Talos worship in this city." So he finds out that he has some Dumner, Orsimer, and Bosmer in his family tree so he is trying to hide the fact that he isn't as finely bred as he thought. I don't know, it was just a thought.

Y/n Pov,

I've taken every precaution to stay from the war so everytime when someone would bring up the war I would walk away like nothing happened. I began walking out of my home in Markarth and I see Forsworn killing people down below. I take my bow out and start shooting each and every Forsworn without missing. I slip on my ring of Namira and I travel down to start feasting on the freshly killed corpses. I drag the rest of the bodies into my home so I can save 'em for later. Blood drips from my lip and I see in my mirror that I don't look all high and mighty like all the other Altmer does. So I wipe my face, putting on makeup to hide my scars and I fix my warpaint to how I please then I walk out to a letter on my door.

I am summoning you to the Jarls' court today for I have a mission for you. ~O

I walk back to my home and I put on my best armor that should fit a Thalmor (well not really a Thalmor because I'm not part of that group). I walk out of my home once again and I make my way to the Jarls' court. I kept thinking of who this O could be... I can't recall of anyone whose name starts with an O. I see a tall Elf in Thalmor clothing with the company of other Thalmor. "You must be O..." "You have the opportunity to be graced with my presence so bask in it." "Sure whatever you say 'Boss'. What is my mission," I examine the way he holds himself? His posture says high and might but his face says he is hiding something. "There is Talos worship in this town and I want you to root it out before they have an uprising like the Stormcloak rebels. I also need you to do a personal mission that has no relation to this mission. I will give you the mission once you prove that Ogmund is a Talos worshiper hiding what he does behind closed doors. Do you accept?" "Yes, but why choose me? Out of all the other people in the city, why are you trusting me? I want to stay out of the war as much as I can." "All High Elves are Thalmor unless they join the rebellion... then you are just coward." (I have no idea what that was... anyways happy new year.) I roll my eyes and just walk away ignoring what he had said about all Altmer are part of the Thalmor. "I am no Thalmor... I am Y/n the Dragonborn who has the very destiny to defeat Alduin and I did it," I say as I wipe off my warpaint and makeup. My scars show and the unwiped blood stained my skin so it shows as well. "Thalmor this Thalmor that, oh we are Thalmor so bend to our will. I will not tolerate such behavior Dragonborn we will make you bend to our will if you don't do it on your own. Hehe, you are funny, I won't bend down so easily." I keep mumbling to myself even as I steal the amulet and even as I walk back to Ondolemar. "Here is the amulet now what is your secondary mission for me," I practically giggle when it comes out of my mouth. His face goes from happy to disgusted. My face no longer had makeup so my face showed my scars and my caps to make my teeth look normal were off so the sharp points showed as well. My contacts for my eyes were out so they shined like ruby, emerald, and sapphires as the torches flickered in them. My hair extensions were out so it showed my short blonde hair rather than a long wavy type of hair that was common for Altmer. (I literally drew a picture of Y/n once she looks like herself.) "So boss what is my mission?" "Uuuuhhhhhhh... I need you to go into my room and get me a piece of paper as well as charcoal so I can write a letter to the Embassy then deliver it to them." "You got it, boss..." I scurry away and within ten seconds I'm back with the needed supplies. "Here ya go," (I have no idea why I made her so hyper...I guess because in the picture she looks hyper so I think I am just trying to fit the story with the picture.) I say as Ondolemar hurries his letter then he hands it to me. "I need you back in two weeks notice got it?" "Yes sir boss, I will be back in a week." I scurry away and reading his letter that he told me to give to the 'Embassy'.

His letter read,

Dear Mom and Dad,

I know that I am not a pure High Elf like I say am all the time, but can you retest my blood because I don't show any of the traits of other Elven blood. Please respond as soon as possible I am sending one of my best to receive you both. Need you to two weeks notice for reasons. Sincerely O

Once I am done reading his letter I am already halfway to his parent's home out of Skyrim. It had only taken me ten minutes to reach his parent's home. A small embassy is seen about a mile away so I rush over and look at the guards and I set fear in them with only a crazy smile. Ondolemar's parents are seen standing outside sipping on a cup of tea. "Hello, Mr and Mrs may I give you guys this letter from your son?" "Ondolemar? Um sure." I give them the letter and their faces change to a not so surprised look. " I am here to escort you both to him so you get in the back of the carriage and enjoy the nice air so I can hurry us to Markarth.

Two days of riding and Ondolemar's parents are complaining if we are there yet. "Ok, you want to get there now? Get on my back both of ya'll." They hesitantly get on my back and once they both are on I start running and in 20 minutes we arrive. They begin shaking once I put them down in front of Ondolemar. "Y/n? Mom? Dad? I was expecting you guys in two weeks not today." "I told ya that I will arrive in a week but the reason why so early is they were complaining about if they were there yet... ungrateful how ab-" "No don't do that... they are sorry that they were rushing you... I bet with your hasty pace you scarred them..." "Oh, they'll live... though I could end it if they annoy me anymore. I am going back home, knock if you need me. I will be eating as well as holding a meeting," I say as my stomach growls. I mumble to myself as I walk on home. Once I am inside my home the cult full of cannibals was around my table eating like kings and queens. "Don't we have any manners? Hehehe I'm joking eat up for we have much to eat once everyone is done take a body with you to take home and eat." A chair was open so I sit in it and begin to devour two bodies before a knock was heard at my door. "Everyone clean up and hurry we have a guest and no we are not eating him before anyone asks." I rush over to the door and it was no other than Ondolemar, he just stares at me and I realize that he was staring at the blood dripping down my mouth. "Oh sorry, we were eating I like my food still bloodied. So how come you came by? MMPPH!" He passionately kissed me grabbing my face towards his and asking for entrance but I decline the offer. (I need to be evil sometimes people so please don't hate that I had Y/n decline the offer.)

I stumble back but he keeps holding his face towards mine. After of what felt like hours he finally lets go of my face. "Lies... I know you are a cannibal, I also love how you naturally look. When I had summoned you I had never seen or met you so that was why you had never heard of me. I had summoned you then because I heard that the Dragonborn lived here in Markarth and that she was in town as well." "What?" I catch my breath as Ondolemar straightens his back out. "Meet me in my room to talk about my letter once your 'meeting' is over." "Oh ok... See ya then," I take a deep breath and Ondolemar leaves my home. 

Haha wow, that was quite the chapter... I hope enjoyed it. Happy New Years so welcome 2018.

Here is what she looks like