Skyrim Dovah One Shots

The Elder Scroll Vipir the fleet x Y/N

This was requested by my good friend HeddaEmilieMolland.

Now, before I start the story, I need tell you something. I am an introvert... I know it is hard to come out and tell the media that your fa- ehh I mean one of your authors is very socially awkward in public. So if you start requesting and my reply seems rude or weird in any way don't take it too seriously because I am not the best with the public. Now to that story shall we?

Y/N Pov,

The Ragged Flagon Cistern seems dull as ever so you talk with a few of the guild members. A fellow guild member has had me confuzzled, for it was the fleetest of all Vipir the Fleet. How did he get his name I wonder... "Hey Vipir? How did you get your name?" "Well, that is quite the story. But it was on a job a few years back... it was supposed to be a simple burglary on a house in Windhelm. I was working with Vex and we got inside with no trouble. We found the loot and made our way. The house was surrounded by town guard... the client had ratted us out. Vex just tells me to run, so I did. Half of them went after me, the other half went after her. Vex lost them in seconds... once she steps into the shadows, she vanishes. Me? I ran... and I ran... straight through the gates of Windhelm and all the way back to Riften. Vex was waiting for me at the Flagon when I came in... drenched in sweat.  So, that's how I earned the name. Now keep it to yourself. How about that for a story?" "Ok... I'll see you around." I turn away from Vipir but I could feel his gaze upon me even though I was almost out of the Cistern. I drop my house key on purpose to bug Vipir. I pick it up before anyone notices and I walk out of the Cistern and into my house. My back started hurting from the elder scroll staying on my back for so long. I pull off the scroll and I put it in my safe under my bed and lock it up but I only use one of the four locks for my safe. I walk out of my house and I swear I felt a random gust of wind or a random presence enter my house, but I think so little of it.

After about two hours of talking to the people of Riften, I walk back into my house and I find out that my safe for my elder scroll was wide open. I storm out of my house and storm into the Cistern and I see Vipir talking to a few of the other guild members. "For I Vipir the Fleet the fleetest of all men snuck into Y/N house stole this here scroll from under her bed. That woman only locked it once and not her typical four lock that is on the door. Now, who is jealous?" I creep over behind Vipir and jab my fingers into his side. "Eeeeppp!!" Vipir shrieks as I immediately hold my dagger to his throat. "So do you want the easy way or the hard way? The easy way, you leave in one piece very much alive, and the hard way is you leave here in many pieces and would be very much dead. Also, take your time...I can't hold back my anticipation." "Ummm, how about we play my way...if I choose easy you reward me because you don't have to add to your count list. Now, if I choose the hard way...I live and you still reward me. Whatcha say?" "Um...very tempting but lets loose a finger to loosen that tongue of your." I grab Vipir's hand and place it on the table while I prepare for the finger lose of Vipir. "Wait! Wait! wait! I placed your scroll with Brynjolf. He said I shouldn't have taken it but I wanted to get your attention because of ...well." A faint blush peaks on my face and Vipir's face. "I need to go!!" Vipir runs out of the Cistern and out into the world into Riften.

I walk out of the Cistern and sit on top of burial house above the Guild hideout. Vipir walks up to me and climbs up to me. "Y/N...I read your journals while I was stealing your scroll...look I know you don't feel the same about me but please hear me out..." "You what? hehehe..." "What is so funny?!" "Oh, nothing I'll explain when you're done." "Well, anywho... Y/N I know you don't feel the same, but I love you!! I know you have had your eyes on Brynjolf so I showed him your journals even though I know that goes against your privacy. I know you guys are just perfect for each other." "How did Brynjolf handle the news?" "Well, he didn't seem surprised... he seemed like he knew..." "Hehehe...ok now it is time to explain myself to you. Here take this journal and read it." 

Journal 3,

I  can't hold back my emotions anymore. I need to tell Vipir how I really feel about him. I know he will go into my house and steal my elder scroll because I had a vision last week about it. So, I am going to create a fake journal for when he breaks into my house, he won't know what hit him.

I have liked Vipir since the last Frost Fall which was five months ago. I told Brynjolf about my plan so when Vipir goes up to Brynjolf, he won't be surprised.

~Y/N

"So...you don't like Brynjolf? You like me?!" "You are so cute and yes I do love you too. Now can I add to my dead body count before I also add you to it."

Yayayayayayayayayayayaya......

Oh... I am way too happy, but I should be sad because my mom wants to think that I will become suicidal and that she won't be surprised if she finds a suicide note from me. Like seriously mom... I am 14 years old and I am at an awkward age right now. Also, she wants to patronize me about my grade because I have a 68 in my science class and that I don't do my vocabulary. I just want everyone to understand that I am not going anywhere anytime soon because I am perfectly fine with myself right now. See ya my Dragons...