Skyrim Dovah One Shots

Avengers AU

Ahzira POv,

"Sero of the Teldryn don't worry, I'll be back next week," I say as I walk through the portal. "Dammit, the wrong portal!" The portal closes once I walk through. "No! No no no! This can't be happening to me! Where am I to be exact?"

The city just seems to get bigger as I look around. I see a large tower with a big A on top. I pull out my map but I feel a rectangular device instead. "What is this?" I hold the mysterious device in my hand and try to search through my travel bag but I couldn't find my bag."I still have my armor, my earrings, and I still look like a Khajiit so why didn't my bag transport with me?"

"Um miss, are you ok? I think the Comicon is down the street and turn the block."

"Where am I, sir?"

"New York... Standing in front of the Avengers tower. Are you feeling alright?"

"What is this thing that I'm holding?"

"A phone... Are you drunk or high or something?"

"Nope I'm perfectly sober Sir, now if you'll excuse me I have to go."

I walk into Avengers tower and I see a girl no older than 20 sitting in a chair talking on the so-called 'phone'.

"Um, Miss can you tell me who the Avengers are?"

"Hold on a khajiit cosplayer is trying to talk to me... mk bye Uncle Thor. Ok, Ahzira I know who you are and where you come from. I'm Jewel."

"Wait you called me a cosplayer, what is that? Also, how do you know who I am?"

"Jeez, you're worse than my father and Uncle. A cosplayer is someone who dresses up as something that they aren't."

"Ok so how do you know me?"

"Ahzira, you're from a video game called Skyrim. I got the game when I was twelve years old before I found out who my real parents were."

"The god of thunder is your uncle so Loki must be your father."

"Correct now I'm going to take you to Reindeer Games aka my dad. Dad! A realm is in danger, erm realm missing the main character."

"Child calm down and be serious for... Oh hello, there barbaric being." "Loki looks right in my face when he says that.

"B-barbaric? Last I checked I saved my world and you tried to take over Earth. So we meet again Mischevious one." I shot one of my death glares at Loki.

"Why is she here?" Loki summons one of his daggers and points it at me.

"Um, she walked through a portal that I saw her walk through." Jewel tries her best to explain but her father doesn't pay any attention.

"Ok here take this, it'll help you home." Loki swats me away when he gives me a teleporter.

"Really... I've seen better ugh I'll just use my magic to go home so I can get away from you Loki." Before I could even attempt to summon a portal, a portal appears and in walks in Doctor Strange.

"So Mrs. Dragonborn, I believe you walked through the wrong portal. I was testing my portals and I guess I had created one to your world."

"It's ok Steven, it was pretty exciting but I'd like to see my husband and friends before Loki tries to kill me."

"Wait you have a husband?"

"Yes Jewel, I have a husband. His name is Teldryn Sero. You can come visit anytime you want." I wink at Jewel as I turn back to Doctor Strange. "I'm ready to go before Loki succeeds in killing me. Oh ya before I go, don't do anything I wouldn't do with you know who."

Jewel gets madly red and I walk through the portal and back to my realm.