Teacher: Welcome back everyone! I hope you all had a wonderful Christmas break! Today you'll be writing about it and then present it! The time is now yours.
Presentations:
Teacher: Very good, Emily. Next...Jordan.
Class: *groans*
Me: Skip.
Teacher: What?
Me: Skip. I don't want to present.
Teacher: Umm...okay. Lorraine you're next.
*later*
Teacher: Are you okay?
Me: Yeah.
Teacher: You don't seem okay. What's wrong?
Me: I'm fine.
Teacher: No you're not! What's wrong.
Me: Ughhhhhh. The class doesn't really like me. Do they?
Teacher: What do you mean? They love you!
Me: No they don't. Did you hear them groan?
Teacher: Yes. But they do love you. They told me.
Me: Well who wouldn't love me? I'm grrrrrrr.
Teacher: Yeah. Okay. Go present.
Me: Over Christmas break I saved the world. Healed some disease and saw the teacher! You should've seen the look on her face! It was great!
Teacher: Thank you. You may sit down.
Me: What about the principal's office? I haven't gone yet.
Teacher: you haven't done anything.
Me: *screams*
Teacher: Go.
Me: Thank you!
Office:
Principal: Now what?
Me: I just screamed.
Principal: Why?
Me: I couldn't break my streak!
END.
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School
HumorJust a bunch of random things I wish would happen at school. And I didn't have a good cover so enjoy!
