Teacher: When I call your name can you please say here? Carol, I mean Jason.
Jason: Here.
Teacher: Jordan?
Me: *home sick*
Class: ....
Teacher: Jordan? Is she not here?
Class: No.
Teacher: Okay. Umm. Sorry I'm used to her interrupting me right now.
Jason: What are we learning today?
Teacher: Right! Majority of you guys, meaning only one person didn't fail. Jordan was the only on to get 100%. So we'll be retaking the test on Friday.
Random Class Mate: That's not fair!
Teacher: Do you want to take it tomorrow?
Class: No.
Teacher: Okay then.
Class: ...
Teacher: ...
Jason: Why is it so quiet?
Teacher: I didn't plan on teaching this much!
Class: *chaos starts*
Office:
Principal: *Calls for secretary*
Secretary: Yes sir?
Principal: Is Jordan out there?
Secretary: No sir.
Principal: Still in class?
Secretary: No.
Principal: Being sent down?
Secretary: Nope.
Principal: Then were is she? Is she sloughing?
Secretary: She's home sick. Is that all?
Principal: Yes.
Principal: *sits there and drums fingers on desk*
*Phone rings*
Principal: Yes?
Me: Did you miss me?
Principal: No. I was very busy.
Me: Sure...
END.
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UmorismoJust a bunch of random things I wish would happen at school. And I didn't have a good cover so enjoy!