Teacher: As you come into class please find your new seats!
Random Kid aka Carol aka Jason: please tell me I don't sit by Jordan.
Teacher: I'm not sure.
Jason: You're a horrible liar.
*Bell rings*
Me: ATTENTION EVERYBODY! I AM LATE!
Teacher: Find your seat.
Me: I sit by Carol!
Teacher: Sit down!
Me: Alright Mrs. Grumpy.
Teacher: I won't be here tomorrow till the end of class. Please be nice to the sub so nobody quits this time. *glares at me*
Me: That was not my fault.
Teacher: Yes it was! Nevermind. I won't argue with you.
Me: Do you know that story Carol?
Jason: No. I don't care to.
Me: Well it was a lovely day and Teach was gone-
Jason: SHUT UP!
Me: Okay...sorry.
Teacher: Please apologize to Jordan, Jason.
Jason: But-but.
Teacher: Now.
Jason: Sorry.
Me: Whatever.
Teacher: So today we'll be talking about Greek Gods.
Me: I love Greek Gods! *jumps on desk* Zeus is the mighty powerful!
Teacher: Get down!
Me: But my favorite is Apollo!
Teacher: Jordan! Please! You'll get hurt.
Me: No! I'm like a cat! I'll always land on my feet. *trips and falls off desk.*
Teacher: I told you! Are you alright?
Me: I think I see Zeus.
Teacher:*hides smile* Jason, take Jordan to the office.
Office:
Principal: You fell off a desk.
Me: Yeah.
Principal: Why?
Me: I didn't mean to.
Jason: We were talking about Greek Gods.
Principal: Oh. Again?
END.
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School
HumorJust a bunch of random things I wish would happen at school. And I didn't have a good cover so enjoy!
