School

Part 4: Parent-Teacher Conference

Teacher: Hello Mr. and Mrs. Noel. You must be Jordan's parents. Welcome to parent-teacher conference.

Dad: Yes. How are you?

Teacher: Good. And yourselves?

Mom: We're good.

Teacher: That's great! So Jordan is a... good student.

Dad: How is she in class?

Me: *mimics teacher* Very, very, very good! I love having her in my class!

Teacher: ...

Parents: ...

Me: Thank you, I really appreciate that Teach!

Parents: ...

Teacher: Jordan, that was a horrible impression of me.

Me: I tried.

Parents: ...

Me: Umm, so do you have my grade for my presentation?

Teacher: Yes, you got P.O.

Me: A P.O.?

Teacher: Yes as in principals office.*points to principal's table.*

Me: I'll see you guys later.

Principal's Table:
Principal: How did you manage to get sent here during parent-teacher conference?

Me: I did an impression of my teacher.

Principal: Looks like your mom isn't happy.

Me: I don't dare turn around. What does my dad look like?

Principal: He's laughing his head off.

Me: Mmm.

Principal: Aaaaaaand I think they're done. I'll see you tomorrow. Same time like always?

Me: Even if I say no I'll see you anyway.

END.