Me: I'm back beaches! *throws sand in the air*
Teacher: Jordan! Don't say that!
Me: Did you sea what I did though?
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Me: I'm shore you did!
Jason: Jordan. Sit. The. Frick. Down.
Me: Ohhhh Carol! You are one silly duck!
*Class is silent*
Me: TEACH! OH MY HECK! YOU'RE HERE! OH MY GOSH!
Random Kid: You owe me 5 bucks, Jason!
Jason: Dang it.
Me: Why the heck were you betting?
Jason: You're not very observant. So we placed a bet to see how long it would take you to see the teacher.
Teacher: Hello Jordan, please take a seat and we can start our day.
Me: I'm in awe though! I can not just sit down! *climbs on desk*
Teacher: Get down! You're going to fall again.
Me: I'll be fine. I promise. Can you believe school is back?I can't it's just so- *falls off deck*
Teacher: Office.
Principal's Office:
Principal: Hello Jordan. How was your summer?
Me: It was fine. I was put in jail for a day and had to call the teacher to bail me out.
Principal: Why'd you go to jail?
Me: The police caught me putting a whole bunch off stuffed animals on someone's porch.
Principal: IT WAS YOU!
END.
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HumorJust a bunch of random things I wish would happen at school. And I didn't have a good cover so enjoy!
