Teacher: You look really nice Jordan. Did you come with someone?
Me: No I couldn't find anyone.
Teacher: Oh I'm sorry. Have a good time!
Me: Right back at ya.
Rachel: Hey Jo!
Me: Hey, do you have a boy I could borrow?
Rachel: No.
Me: Dang.
Jason: Look what the cat dragged in.
Me: Hi Jason. Look I'm really sorry.
Jason: I know.
Me: Good. Do you have a date?
Jason: No.
Me: If I dance with you for one dance will you forgive me?
Jason: Maybe.
Me: Good! Let's go.
*dances with Jason for one song*
Jason: I forgive you.
Me: Thanks. Now I can leave!
*goes to leave and trips on music cords*
Principal: Alright who did that?
Teacher: Jordan!
Me: I tripped!
Principal: I should've just given you detention like a normal person!
Me: I tried telling you that!
Principal: Just go home!
Me: Gladly!
Teacher: Wait! You need to crown the queen and king!
Principal: Right! The Queen is... Jordan?
Me: What?
Principal: You're the prom queen.
Me: Why must I be so awesome? Dang, I don't want to.
Teacher: Go!
Me: Thank you! Now can I go home?
Everyone: YES!
Me: Thank you!
END.
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HumorJust a bunch of random things I wish would happen at school. And I didn't have a good cover so enjoy!
