Me: Hiya Teach!
Teacher: Hello Jordan. How was Hawaii?
Me: Cool. I brought you something!
Teacher: How... thoughtful.
Me:*pulls out shell* Look at what it can do! *Pours out sand*
Teacher: Jordan! Clean this up now!
Me: But it's your gift. Y-you do-don't like I-I-I-it.
Teacher: Don't you fake cry with me.
Me: It's n-not fake-e.
Teacher: Oh... I'm sorry. Yes I d-do... like... it.
Me: And that's why I'm in drama.
Teacher: You're not in drama.
Random Kid (RK): I'm in fed up with class! Can we please learn something!
Me: Shut up Carol! You don't know anything!
Teacher: Jordan.
RK: My name isn't Carol.
Me: It is now!
RK: Want to go?
Me: I'd love to!
Teacher: Office both of you!
Me: Sweet!
RK: It's not sweet.
Office:
Principal: Hello Jordan. Oh you brought a friend. How nice.
Me: He's not my friend.
Principal: So what happened today?
Me: Carol here was being stupid.
RK: My name isn't Carol!
Me: Well it is for me!
Principal: Jason stop it.
RK: I didn't do anything.
Me: Us two, *points to principal* are homies.
END.
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HumorJust a bunch of random things I wish would happen at school. And I didn't have a good cover so enjoy!
