Teacher: You're late, Jordan.
Me: Sorry.
Teacher: Care to explain why?
Me: Not really.
Teacher: Jordan.
Me: I'll just take me seat now.
Teacher: Jordan.
Me: What are we learning today?
Teacher: Jordan.
Me: Oh alright. Some kid told me to go to hell.
Teacher: And?
Me: I socked him and started to look. I looked and looked.
Teacher: Get to the point.
Me: And I saw it!
Teacher:Saw what?
Me: Your door. And I knew I found it.
Teacher: Found what?
Me: Hell of course!
Teacher: Go.
Me: Sweet! On my way to Heaven!
Office:
Principal: So I hear this is Heaven?
Me: Yeah.
Principal: Why?
Me: You have pretzels!
END.
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School
HumorJust a bunch of random things I wish would happen at school. And I didn't have a good cover so enjoy!
