School

Part 5: Christmas(1)

Teacher: Hi Jordan! You look happy!

Me: Oh I am! Want to know why?

Teacher: Umm, sure.

Me: I got my classes for next term!

Teacher: And?

Me: I get you for three classes!

Teacher: Oh my...yay.

Me: Oh come on Teach! Today is the last day of school til Christmas break! Then three classes a day. Five days a week!

Teacher: ...

Me: I ain't that bad.

Teacher: I hope you have a good break Jordan.

Me: Maybe I can get arrested.

Teacher: Don't try.

Me: Then are you saying TO get arrested?

Teacher: No I am not.

Me: So if I did, you'd bail me out!

Teacher: No, because you're not going to jail.

Me: I can't believe you wouldn't bail me out!

Random Kid: Can we start class now?

Me: NO!

Teacher: Bai-

Me: I know, I know. I have to stop by my locker first.

Office:
Principal:Oh, hello Jordan.

Me: Hello and Merry Christmas! Here you go!

Principal: Thank you! I got you something too.

Me: Wow! Thanks! Can I have some hot chocolate?

Principal: Sure and thanks for the How to Deal With That One Kid, book.

Me: Yep! Want some hot chocolate?

Principal: Sure.

Me: Now what did you get me? Ahhhh, get out of going to the principal's office tickets. How sweet.

Principal: You're out of class too much.

Me: What visit is this?

Principal: 193.

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