Teacher: Tomorrow I want you guys to bring something to share with the class!
Jason: Can it be a pet?
Teacher: Of course it can, as long as you have a parent to pick it up right after.
Me: AN IDEA HAS STRUCK!
Teacher: Okay then Jordan. Oh Heaven help us.
*1 day later*
Teacher: Did everyone bring something to share?
Me: I DID!
Teacher: Good. We'll have you go last. Because I'm sure it's... big.
Me: Oh it is.
Teacher: Jason would you like to go first?
Jason: Sure!
Me: *smirks*
Jason: I brought my pet rabbit! *pulls out rabbit with ginger fur*
Me: Awwwwww!
Jason: Her name is Noel.
Me: She's so cute! Oh my gosh!
Jason: Thanks, her fur reminds me of you. I love your hair color. It's amazing, like you.
Me: *blushes*
Jason: Anyway. *rambles on about Noel the Rabbit*
*Later*
Teacher: Finally, Jordan.
Me: I brought my pet.
Teacher: Awesome! Bring it in.
Me: Here Gracee! Come on girl!
*Gracee enters classroom.*
Teacher: ...
Me: She does tricks!
Teacher: SHE IS NOT A PET!
Me: How dare you! She is my pet!
Teacher: SHE IS YOUR SISTER!
Me: She is my pet! Now for her tricks!
Teacher: ...
Me: Gracee speak!
Gracee: What! No!
Me: Gracee.
Gracee: Sorry, bark.
Me: See!
Random Kid Who's Not Carol: This is a waste of time!
Me: Gracee attack!
Gracee: No. *walks out*
*Jason shakes his head*
*Teacher looks really mad*
Me: Dang!
Teacher: Office now!
Office:
Principal: ....
Me: Aren't you going to say it?
Principal: Say what, Jordan?
Me: That! My name all an-
Principal: What are you quoting? I've heard that before.
Me: Llamas With Hats.
Principal: We're not doing that.
Me: Okay.
Principal: Why did you bring your sister?
Me: You mean my pet.
Principal: No, I mean your sister.
Me: Whatever. No one gets it.
Principal: Get what?
*Gracee walks in*
Me: There you are! I need to keep you on a leash.
Gracee: Bark.
Me: Wow.
Principal: Out. Just get out.
END.
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HumorJust a bunch of random things I wish would happen at school. And I didn't have a good cover so enjoy!
