Teacher: What's 12 x 12?
Class: ...
Me: *asleep*
Teacher: Rachel! 12 x 12?
Rachel: 143?
Teacher: Close. Jordan!
Me: *asleep*
Teacher: JORDAN!
Me: *screams*
Teacher: You're not supposed to sleep in class. I'm going to let you off with a warning. Hailey! 12 x 12?
Hailey: 12 x 12 is 144!
Teacher: Correct!
Me: I had the weirdest dream.
Teacher: We'd love to hear it later.
Me: So I was running through the woods and ran into a giant gummybear.
Teacher: I said later.
Me: And he made me dance with a bunny rabbit. Then I got woken up by a flying monkey.
Teacher: ...
Me: Alrighty. Wonder if he's got pretzels this time?
Office:
Principal: You fell asleep?
Me: Yep AND called her a flying monkey.
Principal: That's a new one.
Me: Yeah a lame one too. Do you have pretzels?
Principal: Yes...strange child you are.
END.
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HumorJust a bunch of random things I wish would happen at school. And I didn't have a good cover so enjoy!
