Substitute Teacher (ST) :Hello everyone! Today is going to be an easy work day. But first we need to talk about Greek Gods.
Me: So you're the sub?
ST: Yes and you are?
Me: It's-wait a minute. You'll probably write it down.
ST: I won't. What's your name dear?
Me: It's Jordan.
ST: My daughters name is Jordan.
Me: Named her after me huh? That's great!
Jason *points at sub*: Choose your words carefully.
ST: ...yes?
Me: Are you questioning my awesomeness?
ST: No, no, no. I'm not.
Me: Good.
ST: Anyway, Greek Gods!
Jason: Yes! We're on Zeus.
Me *still has a sprained ankle and climbs on desk* Yes! Zeus is the mighty powerful.
ST: Get down please!
Me: Attention! Zeus freed his siblings by defeating his father Kronos.
ST: That's- that's correct.
Me: Why wouldn't it be?
ST: I'm just telling the class that's it's correct.
Me *jumps off desk* You're challenging my teaching ability.
Jason: Sit down.
Me: Shut up Carol!
Jason: Please sit down.
Me *starts twitching*
ST: Are you okay?
Me: Been challenged. *twitches and falls to the ground*
Jason: JORDAN!
ST: JORDAN!
Me *whispers*: Fall Carol.
Jason: *shrugs and twitches and falls to the ground*
*whole class twitches and falls to the ground*
ST: I QUIT! THIS IS THE LAST TIME I TEACH 8TH GRADE!
*ST runs out of class*
Teacher *from down the hall* JORDAN!
Me: See ya tomorrow! Thanks Jason!
Office:
Principal: Again?
Me: Yes.
Principal: Why must you always make subs quit?
Me: It shows that I care.
Principal: For?
Me: The teacher.
Principal: ...
Me: They have better jobs now.
Principal: ...
Me: It also shows I care for the school.
Principal: How?
Me: First she let a student teach. Second: I am sorry.
Principal: *sigh* It's okay.
END.
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HumorJust a bunch of random things I wish would happen at school. And I didn't have a good cover so enjoy!
