Teacher: I need you to choose a partner. We will be doing a project on a God/Goddess to finish up our Greek unit!
Me: Carol! Want to be partners?
Jason: Sure.
Me: Yo Teach! Can we choose what God we research?
Teacher: Yeah. Who is it that you want, Jordan?
Me: Zeus!
Jason: I can deal with Zeus.
Teacher: I'll put you guys down.
Me: Thank you! Don't worry Jason, I already know a lot about Zeus!
Jason: That's saying something. I didn't know your brain was big enough to hold that much information.
Me: Why do you have to be a jerk to your favorite person in the class?
Jason: Aren't people jerks to the person they like?
Me: No. They're sup- what?
Jason: I like you. That includes your rudeness.
Me: What?
Jason: Yep!
Me: ...
Jason: I'm glad to be the first person to make you go speechless!
Me: *stares at Jason*
Jason: But I rather you talk my ear off.
Me: You're lying.
Jason: About?
Me: Don't you dare play stupid.
*Teacher starts listening in*
Jason: What am I lying about?
Me: About liking me you dope.
Jason: I'm not lying.
Me: Yes.
Jason: No.
Me: Yes.
Jason: No.
Me: You are too! You're a-a-a...snotrag!
Teacher: Jordan! That was rude!
Me: B-b-but.
Teacher: Come along. I'll walk to you the office.
Office:
Principal: *looks at teacher* Jordan, you called Jason a...snotrag?
Me:* curled into a ball in the corner*
Teacher: Yes she did.
Principal: Why?
Me:* starts rocking back and forth.*
Teacher: He likes her.
Principal: That's good news!
Me: No it's not!
Teacher: Jordan, it's okay if a boy likes you.
Principal: I agree. It's amazing someone is brave enough to like you!
Me: Why are you against me? I know I'm bad, but why must this be the punishment?
Principal: It's not a punishment.
Me: Transfer him into a different class!
Teacher: No.
Me: I'll be good.
Principal: I'll believe it when I see it.
END.
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HumorJust a bunch of random things I wish would happen at school. And I didn't have a good cover so enjoy!
