Teacher: What is 11 x 11? Jordan?
Me: Umm...I can't remember.
Teacher: Come on, think!
Me: Still can't remember.
Teacher: You learned this in third grade. You've got to remember.
Me: I can't remember what I ate for breakfast! How can I remember what I learned in third grade?
Teacher: Oh my.
Me: Honestly. I probably ate cereal this morning. I eat it every morning. I just couldn't tell you what type.
Teacher: ...
Me: Do you remember what you learned in third grade?
Teacher: Go.
Me: Okay, bye.
Office:
Principal: What did you do?
Me: I guess I disrupted the class.
Principal: ...
END.
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School
HumorJust a bunch of random things I wish would happen at school. And I didn't have a good cover so enjoy!
