Jefferson's Secretary

Halloween, drunkeness, yeah

I had returned to the group, and they all were talking. Thomas had given them all drinks, and he approached me, giving me a kiss and a drink. "How was it? Your first trick or treaters of the day?" He grinned. I laughed. "They were great. Three teenage girls- a cheerleader, a fairy, and then this girl Mckenzie was Mimi from RENT!"

"Oh my god, no way!" Thomas chuckled. "Yeah they seemed- HOLY SHIT!" I nearly dropped my drink at my sudden realization. Everyone flinched. "What? What is it, mon ami?" Laf asked. "THE GIRL'S NAME IS MCKENZIE AND SO IS THE AUTHOR!!!!" My eyes were so wide, I was scared they'd rip.

"Um- what?" Maria raised her eyebrow. "Is Auntie Angie okay?" Susan asked, nibbling on a chocolate bar. "AUNTIE ANGIE'S FINE SHE'S JUST IN SHOCK!" I shouted. "Angie, I thought you were over this." Eliza tsked. "NO LIZA THE AUTHOR IS REAL I SWEAR!" Thomas sighed, pulling me into his chest. "Yes, the girl's name is Mckenzie. That doesn't make her the author."

"YES IT DOES!" My voice came out muffled. "So the author watched everything we do?" I nodded, hesitantly. "Well if a teenager watched that she'd be scarred." I blushed, slapping his arm. "Shut up, there's a kid present." I pulled away, sitting on the couch like nothing happened. "So, what's the plan?" I asked.

Susan's hand shot up. "I wanna twick or tweat!" She squealed. I grinned. "Yes, alright, there's that. We're getting a picture as well, so yeah. And uh... yeah."

"I watched a bee and a flower have sex last year." John announced, stumbling in the room, already drunk. We stared at him silently for a moment before going back to our conversations.

"No seriously- it was like... disgusting..." he stared at the wall as if he was reliving it. "Whaf's se-ck-s?" Susan asked us, tilting her head. Maria looked at me, wide eyed. "It's an activity that Auntie Angie and Uncle Tommy do a lot." Thomas said, sipping his beer. I spit mine out, the drink getting all over John. He was still staring at the wall, and he didn't seem to notice that his arm was damp. "What do you guys do?" Susan stared at Thomas and I. I glared at Thomas. "Well, usually it starts with-" I tackled him before he could finish. "THOMAS SHE'S SIX DON'T SCAR HER!"

"DON'T SCAR ME EITHER!" Alex shrieked. "ANGELICA YOU GOT BEER ALL OVER JOHN'S BEAUTIFUL COSTUME!" Hercules shouted. "SOMEONE ATE MY CROISSANT!" Laf cried. "GEESE!" John shouted suddenly. We were all silent. "Oh sorry, I thought we were just shouting things we don't like." We all looked at each other. "Those little fuckers are terrifying, always trying to get me and my turtle minions." John mumbled as if everyone wasn't looking at him like he was insane.

"Okayyyy then." Someone said that I wasn't really paying attention to. There was suddenly a knock at the door. "I'll get it." I said, walking over to it. I opened the door, the sight I saw scarred me. It was my ex boyfriend, John Church standing there. His costume was a stripper. I screamed, closing my eyes right as I slammed the door shut before he could say something.

"STOP IT! IT BURNED MY EYES! HELP ME!" I ran over to Thomas, wrapping my arms around him, shaking my head as I buried it into his chest. I pointed a shaky finger at the door, and Thomas set me on the couch before going to open it. I heard him shriek and slam the door. "THAT'S AWFUL!" He shouted, scrambling onto the couch next to me. "Who was it?" Maria asked.

"My ex boyfriend, John Church. In a strippers outfit." I tried to get the horrid image out of my mind. "Oh my god ew." Peggy spat. She got up and skipped to the door. "Fuck yourself." I heard her say. I started laughing very hard. It didn't help that when Peggy got back, John grabbed her arm. "Pegs, you ever think about us having babies?" He asked, sounding dazed.

"What!?" She and Alex shouted in unison. "Yeah, we could raise them under the rainbow and they can become little gay leprechauns. Ooh, we'd need Hercules for the Irish blood." John grinned. We all stared dying of laughter. "BABY GUESS WHAT!" John suddenly screamed, jumping into Alex's arms. "What...?"

"I'm pregnanante. You're the father." He said seriously. Fuck- John when he's drunk is the best thing ever. "FUCK I FORGOT!" Thomas shouted, suddenly running into the kitchen. We were all silent, except for John who was cooing and booping Alex's nose.

He came out soon after with a pan of cookies. "HOLY SHIT, TOMMY!" I screamed, dive bombing onto him. "Oh." Was all he said as we attacked him for the cookies. They were gone within five minutes. We made sure Susan had the most. "I love you." I mumbled. "The cookies just made me love you ten times more. Can you like make cookies for breakfast, lunch, and dinner?" I mumbled, snuggling into him. "Sure, why not." His chuckles sent vibrations down to me. I hummed, holding him closer.

After a lot of partying, trick or treaters, trick or treating, and a hell load of drinks, the party was over. Eliza and Maria were the only sober ones, so they took everyone home.

Thomas and I finally got our costumes off, and we got into bed, smiles on our faces. "I love you." He said happily. "I love you too, baby." We kissed, and fell asleep soon after.

I'm slowly getting back into the groove of things, yeah!

So yeah

Bye
Love you

-McKenzie