Butt fuck it? // l.s

Chapter 1: butt fucks & dad jokes

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@Louis_Tomlinson: hey sexy (;

@Harry_Styles: Excuse me?

@Louis_Tomlinson: I was gonna make a gay joke butt fuck it .

@Harry_Styles: Do I know you?

@Louis_Tomlinson: course . the man of your dreams

@Harry_Styles: ?

@Louis_Tomlinson: cmon bro , loosen up

@Louis_Tomlinson: liven up a little

@Harry_Styles: Oh, sorry.

@Harry_Styles: WOO

@Harry_Styles: Better?

@Louis_Tomlinson: no but I'll take what I can get . so what's up , sweet cheeks ? (;

@Harry_Styles: I don't even know you.

@Louis_Tomlinson: that's why we play twenty questions, silly

@Harry_Styles: I'd rather not.

@Louis_Tomlinson: pu$$y

@Harry_Styles: I'm blocking you, bye.

@Louis_Tomlinson: NO WAIT DONT . Ill be good , promise

@Harry_Styles: Okay...

@Louis_Tomlinson: so

@Louis_Tomlinson: what's shakin bacon

@Harry_Styles: Nothing, really. Just hanging with my friend Niall

@Louis_Tomlinson: nice, nice . you're really boring . tell me a joke

@Harry_Styles: (((:

@Louis_Tomlinson: oh no

@Harry_Styles: I'd be happy to

@Louis_Tomlinson: I've made a terrible mistake

@Harry_Styles: Why did the bicycle fall over?

@Louis_Tomlinson: idk

@Harry_Styles: Because it was two tired

@Louis_Tomlinson: lame

@Louis_Tomlinson: I could do better

@Harry_Styles: Wow rude

@Louis_Tomlinson: facts™

@Harry_Styles: Blocked and reported for harassment

@Louis_Tomlinson: (;

@Harry_Styles: Fine I have another one if that wasn't good enough

@Louis_Tomlinson: let's hear it

@Harry_Styles: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

@Louis_Tomlinson: ??

@Harry_Styles: He didn't have the guts

@Harry_Styles: BDUM TSSSS

@Louis_Tomlinson: I gotta admit that one was better than the first one but still mediocre

@Harry_Styles: Fuck off

@Louis_Tomlinson: woah there . don't be a meaner now

@Louis_Tomlinson: harry ??

@Louis_Tomlinson: I'm sorry ): I love your jokes, they're cute

@Louis_Tomlinson: like you (;

@Louis_Tomlinson: I guess you're busy ): ttyl cutie

@Louis_Tomlinson: *insert good gay joke here*

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HELLO ALL.

ok so

my fren grace and I decided our convos need to be shared since they're gr8. shes harry since she makes loads of dad jokes and I'm louis bc I'm a sassy bitch but also a cuddly kitten.

any who

I hope you enjoyed the first chapter (:

there's many more wild ones coming atcha (;

vote? comment?

-s