credz to @ yeetmeinthehallway on ig for some funny stuff
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@niall: i think my teeth are a figment of my imagination
@lewis: ...
@lewis: what do they put in the water in ireland ?
@zayn: did u try lsd too ??
@niall: no u druggie
@niall: it's uh
@niall: molly
@niall: BUT
@niall: i feel: great
@lewis:
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@Harry_Styles: does that mean you guys are gonna climb off my ass now
@zayn: of course not
@lewis: y'all know who's a hot piece of ass
@Harry_Styles: me
@lewis: well yes
@lewis: but no i was gonna say zayn
@LiamPayne: he's taken
@LiamPayne: move along
@lewis: i'm literally married
@lewis: just sharing my personal opinion
@Harry_Styles: do you guys remember kendall ?? she was pretty too
@lewis: uh-
@lewis: ok
@Harry_Styles: i have pretty good girl taste i think
@Harry_Styles: i'd be such a good straight boy
@zayn: ur gay
@lewis: ur literally gay
@Harry_Styles: yes but that means i have really good standards for girls for my friends
@niall: no one: cannibals: i have good girl taste i think
@Harry_Styles: ok
@Harry_Styles: guys
@Harry_Styles: i have an idea
@lewis: i veto
@Harry_Styles: let's have any orgy at my house tonight
@lewis: i veto my veto
@LiamPayne: harry-
@niall: liam don't ruin this
@niall: i haven't had any dick action recently i need this
@lewis: ur not getting any from me or my har bear
@lewis: touch him and i'll tase u
@niall: u don't even own a taser u tiny slut
@lewis: i'll buy one
@lewis: i'll call it the toaster
@zayn: shit that's good
@lewis: ikr
@lewis: i'm a comedic genius
@Harry_Styles: did i tell anyone about my dream where santa kidnapped me and selena gomez and i fought selena gomez to try and break out and halsey was there and i tried to recruit her to help me beat up selena by telling her selena was being biphobic
@niall: nO WHATSK
@lewis: harry-
@zayn: i worry about u more and more every day
@Harry_Styles: welp
@niall: feeling weird on this witching hour eve
@niall: might fuck around and lay an egg
@lewis: niall what the fuck
@zayn: liam come lick my asshole
@LiamPayne: ok
@niall: zayn ur parents didn't immigrate to this country for u to say u like ur asshole licked
@zayn: they should have
@lewis: what the fuck is this conversation
@niall: idk maybe we should just delete this gc
@lewis: maybe . it's been going south lately
@lewis: while i've been going down south on harry (;
