Butt fuck it? // l.s

Chapter 30: bearded clam

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(@Harry_Styles added @CamilleRowe to the chat)

@lewis: what's this meat curtain doing in here

@niall: NO VAGINAS ALLOWED

@CamilleRowe: hi

@lewis: be gone you bearded clam

@lewis: only clam hammers allowed here

@CamilleRowe: i have tons of experience with clam hammers (;

@niall: don't hammer clams . they're people too

@lewis: are you sure she's even a person

@Harry_Styles: guys stop dragging her ):

@lewis: the raisin deserves to be dragged

@niall: i just scrolled through her instagram and found some interesting shit

@niall: she used to be a porn star harry

@Harry_Styles: what no you got the wrong camille

@niall: the link is in her bio-

@Harry_Styles: prove it

@niall: (link attached)

@lewis:

@lewis: i am .. disgusted

@Harry_Styles: not in mY good christian suburbs

@CamilleRowe: i changed myself for u harry ):

@niall: right after you followed her on instagram she made a video of her moaning ur name while staring into the camera and grabbing her tits

@lewis: WHAT THE FUCKJ

@Harry_Styles: EW

@CamilleRowe: i CHANGED

(@Harry_Styles blocked @CamilleRowe)

@Harry_Styles: no nasties allowed here

@niall: then why is louis still here

@lewis: why is niall still here

@zayn: why are we all still here

@lewis: that's deep

@Harry_Styles: deep? (;

@zayn: miss me with that gay shit

@niall: rt

@lewis: zayn you're gay

@zayn: pardon me bite size but that's a false statement

@lewis: we can ask liam

@zayn: no

@lewis: liam

@lewis: liam

@lewis: liam

@lewis: liam

@zayn: LOUIS STOP

@lewis: liam

@lewis: liam

@lewis: liam

@lewis: liam

@niall: LOUIS SHUT THE FUCK UP JESUS CHRIST

@LiamPayne: am i needed

@niall: yES GODDAMMIT

@lewis: yes liam i have something to ask you

@niall: cock-juggling thunder cunt

@Harry_Styles: NIALL

@niall: your boyfriend is cancer

@Harry_Styles: we're not friends anymore

@niall: i don't need you anyway. i'm going to be a successful golfer one day and i don't need you fatties dragging me down

(@niall has left the chat)

@lewis: ....

@lewis: anygays

@lewis: Liam, do you or do you NOT deny that you and zayn are involved in a homosexual relationship

@LiamPayne: woah. woah woah woahwohwohaowhohw wOAH

@LiamPayne: WHAT

@lewis: ANSWER THE QUESTION PAYNO

@LiamPayne: WHATHTEFCJ

@Harry_Styles: ANSWER IT

@zayn: LIAM NO

@lewis: LIAMANSWERTHEFUCKINGQUESTION

@LiamPayne: I DONT DENY IT

@zayn: iaminfactstraight

@Harry_Styles: sis it don't add up

@Harry_Styles:

@zayn: LIAM-

@lewis:

@LiamPayne: ZAYN I WAS PRESSURED

(@zayn and @LiamPayne have left the chat)

@lewis: well.. foursome?

@Harry_Styles: LOUIS ZIP IT KSKS

@lewis: no homo tho

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HELLO

i have so much fuckin dirt on camille lol (:<

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