Butt fuck it? // l.s

Chapter 32: ziam

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@lewis: guys

@lewis: guys

@lewis: guys

@zayn: what the fuck do you want

@lewis: why so aggressive

@lewis: am i disturbing your painting

@zayn: actually yes

@lewis: too bad

@lewis: guys

@lewis: GUYS

@LiamPayne: shut the fuck up

@Harry_Styles: what is it now

@lewis: this asian guy at the cafe im at is trying to sell me rice

@lewis: he's shoving his rice in my face help

@zayn: i thought you enjoyed that

@lewis: i thought you did too

@lewis: oh wait

@lewis: ur infactstraight

@zayn: it's complicated

@lewis: anywho

@lewis: he has his own youtube channel and like twenty kinds of rice. his youtube is thicc rice daddy

@LiamPayne: i'm more of a spicy tuna roll kinda guy

@lewis: @ zayn next time

@zayn:

@Harry_Styles: does he have long rice

@lewis: harry stop thinking about his dick

@Harry_Styles: i WAS NOT

@Harry_Styles: are you assuming my preferences

@lewis: no ma'am

@Harry_Styles: are you assuming my gender

(@zayn added @niall to the chat)

@niall: why am i here

@niall: i am chatting it up with my new friends who are much better than you frauds

@zayn: help us

@niall: with

@zayn: louis is assuming my sexuality

@niall: ur gay tho

@zayn: i

(@zayn left the chat)

@niall: why is the name changed

@lewis: bc we sucky sucky for ten bucky

@LiamPayne: i'm gonna need more than ten bucky

@lewis: sucky sucky for eleven bucky for liam since zayn just divorced him

@LiamPayne: we're on a break

@lewis: wErE oN a bReAk

@niall: I KNEW IT

@LiamPayne: ?

@niall: ZIAM IS REAL

@niall: BRB HAVE TO GO TELL MY FOLLOWERS

@lewis: what the fuck

@niall: ok i have returned

@LiamPayne: what was that all about

@niall: none of ur business you spoon hating sack of moist shit

@niall: IM TRENDING

@LiamPayne: what did you just call me

@niall: no, ur not trending IM trending

@LiamPayne: before that

@niall: idk what ur talking about

@niall: have i ever mentioned how pretty ur eyes are?

@LiamPayne: they're the color of shit which is what you're full of now stop stalling

@niall: i ship you and zayn together therefore you should not question me

(@lewis added @zayn to the chat)

@lewis: zayn has something important to tell you liam (:

@LiamPayne: end the break? i thought you'd never ask

@zayn:

@lewis: i choked

@Harry_Styles:

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HELLO

i'm sorry if that was a bit bland. i tried to spice it up like that tuna roll

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-s