Chapter 58: suck his dick

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@niall: ugh it's been two weeks, fatties . wake up

@LiamPayne: i am awoken

@lewis: i'm hibernating fuck off

@lewis: except harry

@lewis: he's the only one with permission to converse with thy king

@Harry_Styles: (:

@zayn: what do you have planned now

@niall: maybe i just wanted to have a friendly conversation with my buddies

@niall: it's not always a plan

@zayn: it's always a plan

@LiamPayne: rt

@lewis: rt

@Harry_Styles: rt? what does that mean?

@lewis: oh sweetie

@niall: harry you're uncultured

@Harry_Styles: ):

@lewis: don't insult the baby you wench

@Harry_Styles: my feelings are hurt ):

@Harry_Styles: hug me lou lou

@lewis: uhm n-no

@lewis: i will wither away

@Harry_Styles: UR SO MEAN TO ME

@Harry_Styles: WHO AM I SUPPOSED TO HUG

@lewis: people have cats for a reason jane

@lewis: jesus

@Harry_Styles: PEOPLE HAVE BOYFRIENDS FOR A REASON TOO CINDY

@Harry_Styles: ILL HUG UR LEG IF I HAVE TO

@lewis: ima be stiff as a board to make you uncomfortable

@Harry_Styles: that'll just make it last longer

@lewis: high five it is

@Harry_Styles: i'll hold ur hand tight

@lewis: no touchiness

@Harry_Styles: ur not the epitome of perfect anymore

@Harry_Styles: fuck u and ur fucking "no hugs"

@lewis: STOP IM SORRY ILL HUG U

@Harry_Styles: i LOVE hugs

@Harry_Styles: I GIVE THE BEST HUGS

@LiamPayne: what the fuck is happening ? i left for five minutes and we're having a hug fest

@zayn: gross

@zayn: hang on a sec

@zayn: a hot guy just walked into target

@lewis: why are u at target

@zayn: why aren't you

@niall: suck his dick

@Harry_Styles: i second niall's proposition

@niall:

@niall:

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