Butt fuck it? // l.s

Chapter 67: 𝓪𝓲𝓻𝓹𝓸𝓭𝓼

he has his 𝓪𝓲𝓻𝓹𝓸𝓭𝓼 in
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@niall: y'all mind if i uh

@niall: flex on my 𝓪𝓲𝓻𝓹𝓸𝓭𝓼 😌✨🔥👊🏼

@zayn: yes i fucking mind

@zayn: shut the fuck up or i'll flush them

@niall: 😳✊🏼

@lewis: stop bragging . u can't afford the wire

@Harry_Styles: drag him, hubby 😌

@niall: man ... poor people are violent 😨

@zayn: why are u using emojis now ew

@niall: memes are for poor people, emojis are for the richies like me 🤑✊🏼💸✨

@lewis: go back to ur tide pods

@niall: sorry?? i cant hear u over the sound of my 𝓪𝓲𝓻𝓹𝓸𝓭𝓼

@lewis: do i have permission to kick him out of the chat

@Harry_Styles: only if i have permission to kick him out of our house

@lewis: done

(@lewis removed @niall from the chat)

@Harry_Styles: i'll email the land lord

@LiamPayne: land lord?? ugh u poor people are sooo funny 🤪🤑👏🏻😂

@lewis: oh no

@zayn: no liam pls

@Harry_Styles: the disease is spreading

@LiamPayne: my mouth is so dry 😳😔🌫

@LiamPayne: probably from spitting on poor people all day 💦🤪🤑🤟🏼

@lewis: oh my god make it stOP

@LiamPayne: gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang

@zayn: that's it

@zayn: i'm not sitting on ur dick anymore

@LiamPayne: ur asshole is a peasant just like you 🥵👊🏼😔

@LiamPayne: check your mailbox harold 🤡✊🏼👅

@Harry_Styles: um okay

@Harry_Styles: oh my god

@Harry_Styles: louis come outside

@lewis: wha-

@lewis: hARRY NO DONT PUT THEM IN

@Harry_Styles:

@zayn: louis don't put them in pls

@zayn: i'm begging

@lewis: yo dude do you wanna go take a pod break 😎🚬💸🤟🏼

(@zayn left the chat)

@lewis: do u think he believed it

@LiamPayne: shit i hope not

@LiamPayne: my dick gets lonely often

@Harry_Styles: he actually thinks niall is rich-

@lewis: ikr what a joke

@Harry_Styles: so uh louis

@Harry_Styles: wanna go buy some now ?

@lewis: let's go flex on these peasants 😎👊🏼✨💸🤑

and the infection has begun

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lol hi

that was just a short little chapter for entertainment

i don't have airpods bc i'm poor as fuck

i'll post an actual update soon lol

bye

xoxo