Butt fuck it? // l.s

Chapter 55: meanie hut jr ⚠️

⚠️WARNING⚠️: EXTREMELY random

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@niall: uhm

@niall: guys

@LiamPayne: hello

@niall: i feel like I'm going to hell

@lewis: that's because you're-

@niall: ur such a roaCH shut UP

@lewis: a COCKroach? why yes i am thank you for noticing ;)

@niall: ....

@niall: anyway

@niall: i shouldn't have smoked the devil's lettuce

@niall: he's coming for me

@niall: i'm gonna burn for this

@lewis: well

@lewis:  it's been a pLEASUre getting to know you

@lewis: please don't hesitate to call every so often

@niall: fuck you

@Harry_Styles: i have a headache :(

@lewis: aw babes :( you're not used to being a big boy

@Harry_Styles: does anyone know what happened because i forget almost everything

@Harry_Styles: all i know is that i took a p-h-a-t  nap and everything was fine

@LiamPayne: did you just say-

@lewis: phat-

@niall: ph-

@Harry_Styles: thIS IS BULLYING

@niall: IF YOU DIDNT SAY SUCH SHIT THINGS WE WOULDNT HAVE TO BULLY YOU

@lewis: hEY only I get to bully harry >:(

@Harry_Styles: nO ONE GETS TO BULLY ME ??

@lewis: it's my right of passage as your husband

@Harry_Styles: ur a meanie hut jr

@LiamPayne: a salty spatoon

@niall: a crusty crab

@lewis: a cum bucket ;)

@niall: .. i wanna go home now

@LiamPayne: shUT up

@lewis: can't bully the bully

@niall: ugly

@lewis: fat

@niall: gASP

@niall: you've crossed the line

@Harry_Styles: heyyy :( #treatpeoplewithkindness

@lewis: put your kindness shit away

@Harry_Styles: yes daddy i will

@LiamPayne: oH

@niall: ....

@niall: kiki

@niall: do u love me

@niall: are you riding

@LiamPayne: what

@niall: say you'll never ever leave from beside me

@Harry_Styles: niall.exe has stopped working

@niall: cause i want ya

@lewis:

@LiamPayne: drake is overrated

@niall: I'm sorry wh-

@niall: do i know u

@LiamPayne: y'all ever listened to kanye

@Harry_Styles: we stan yeezy

@lewis: oh mygod harry no

@Harry_Styles: uGH yeEZUS 😩

(@lewis added @God to the chat)

@lewis: niall burn for ur sins

@Harry_Styles: i love my G-daddy 😌

@God: what the heck

(@God left the chat)

@lewis: damn

@lewis: harry go paint

@lewis: u need a good wank

@Harry_Styles: can't u just come over ;)

@lewis: no baby :(

@niall: if u do i'll call bob's bugs be gone to exterminate u

@Harry_Styles: do i bother you

@lewis: wtf no

@lewis: no never where'd u get that from

@Harry_Styles: idk

@lewis: do i bother yOU?

@niall: yes

@LiamPayne: sometimes

@Harry_Styles: NO :(

@lewis: harry's opinion is the only one that matters so you two can sHUT the fuck up

@niall: kiki

@LiamPayne: WHO THE FUCK IS KIKI

@Harry_Styles: what the heck

(@Harry_Styles left the chat)

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