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@lewis: hey hazza
@Harry_Styles: i'm going to go play frisbee
@lewis: bitch it's.. its 7 o clock
@lewis: who the fuck are you playing frisbee with
@Harry_Styles: myself
@niall: why does that not surprise me
@lewis: i looked up alternate ways to say penis and one of them was
@lewis: beef whistle
@LiamPayne: what
@LiamPayne: the fuck
@lewis: then i looked up vagina
@lewis: and
@lewis: meat curtains
@niall: CURTAINS
@lewis: I DONT WANT THAT IN MY GOOD CHRISTIAN SUBURBS
@Harry_Styles: close them bc im not interested in ... that
@lewis: u wanna blow my beef whistle
@Harry_Styles: i've been told i can blow a wicked flute
@niall: what the fuck is going on
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@lewis:
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@LiamPayne: louis wtf
@lewis: it's a crUTON
@LiamPayne: oh i thought "'twas a chocked nugget"
@niall: i thought it was burnt cheese
@lewis: uM
@lewis: BURNT CHEESE
@Harry_Styles: what is it
@lewis: CRUTON
@LiamPayne: a crUTON
@zayn: why is it so orange
@lewis: it is
@lewis: a digitally
@lewis: enhanced
@lewis: cruton
@niall: maybe it's related to donald trump
YOU ARE READING
Butt fuck it? // l.s
Fanfiction[COMPLETE at 100k] @Louis_Tomlinson: hey sexy (; @Harry_Styles: Excuse me? @Louis_Tomlinson: I was gonna make a gay joke butt fuck it . •••••••••
