Butt fuck it? // l.s

Chapter 43: zayn's independence day

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meanwhile on March 25th...

@niall: zayn

@zayn: niall

@lewis: zayn

@niall: it's ur day

@niall: do ur thing

@lewis: (:

@LiamPayne: it's also the day i announced my child

@LiamPayne: if anyone was curious

@Harry_Styles: child?(:

@zayn: liam

@lewis: you have a kid ??

@zayn: our child

@LiamPayne: our

@zayn: oUr

@LiamPayne: OUR

@Harry_Styles: i'll take care of the kid

@zayn: narry needs a kid

@niall: HARRY

@Harry_Styles: NIALL

@niall: LETS GET A KID

@zayn: should i leave again

@Harry_Styles: CAN WE PLEASE SKDK

@Harry_Styles: WE'D BE GREAT DADS

@lewis: fuck off hairy

@Harry_Styles: shut up lubey

@niall: lewis would kill the kid

@lewis: SHUT

@zayn: im not leaving again, not this time

(@Harry_Styles removed @zayn from the chat)

@Harry_Styles: we never really talked anyway

(@niall added @zayn to the chat)

@zayn: bitch

@zayn: that must be how i left 1d too

@zayn: i was pushed out

@zayn: fuck all of you

@lewis: harry snapped

@zayn: harry is just jealous

@Harry_Styles: snap crackle POP ! this pussy

@niall: i added you back ):

@zayn: thanks bread

@lewis: i like my men hairy

@lewis: in more ways than one

@zayn: i like harry

@lewis: he's a slut for an avocado