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@niall: hey hobos
@lewis: hey rag thing
@niall: thing ??
@lewis: i couldn't think of anything to go with rag
@LiamPayne: rag hag
@zayn: rag bag
@Harry_Styles: rag
@lewis: i appreciate your efforts bb
@lewis: also i didn't ask for any assistance from the ziam department
@zayn: we're a two for one deal
@LiamPayne: (,:
@niall: guys we have a situation
@niall: more of a burning sensation
@Harry_Styles: why do i hear screaming coming from the upstairs bathroom
@niall: oh it's just me dying . nothing to worry about
@lewis: it's something to party about tho
@Harry_Styles: treat people with kindness );
@LiamPayne: what on earth happened niall
@niall: oh uh
@niall: about that
@niall: the golf ball got stuck
@zayn: what golf ball
@niall: .....
@zayn: jesus christ
@lewis: don't take your name in vain
@LiamPayne: niall what the fuck did you do
@niall: i got bored
@niall: and horny
@lewis: y did you stick it up ur ass
@zayn: u didn't even lube it ??
@niall: no cuz i'm not gay
@lewis: .. ok sharon
@LiamPayne: he lowkey kinda likes it
@lewis: golf turned him gay
@niall: i'm not gaY
@lewis: ur a peen sniffer
@zayn: i-
@zayn: i'm just going to ignore y'all and book my flight to malabami
@lewis: flight to what
@LiamPayne: zayn still can't say malibu
@zayn: what's that
@lewis: oh sweetie
@niall: UPDATE
@niall: i have to poop
@lewis: do you need a hand?
YOU ARE READING
Butt fuck it? // l.s
Fanfiction[COMPLETE at 100k] @Louis_Tomlinson: hey sexy (; @Harry_Styles: Excuse me? @Louis_Tomlinson: I was gonna make a gay joke butt fuck it . •••••••••