Force siblings (complete ✔️)

1k reads and chapter 60

So, this is just to celebrate 1k reads. So, I decided to embarrass my self on the internet cause, why the hell not. Also if I become a YouTube when I'm older you will probably rehear these so, be prepared.
Okay, so one quick fact. I am straight. Like so straight that poles envy me but, 9 of my friends are bisexual. There are two asexual sand two pansexual. Oh and one lesbian. So to support them a lot of characters in this story, are in the LGBT community. And now I'm gonna tell you what life is like when you're the straight friend in the corner.
~leaving~
Me: gotta go.
Bi-friend: Bye *****
Me: Bi, bi, bye.
Bi-friend: EVERY TIME!
~hot girls~
Bi: Hi darling. How can an angel be here all by yourself?
Pan: what's a pretty girl like you doing in a place like this?
Asexual friends: Hi there. You wanna be friends?
Me:Hello there.
(~blocks way they are walking by putting my legs in front of them. Puts hand behind my head and tried to look fabulous~)
Me:you wanna be my friend?
~crush moments~
Me: you know the guy your talking about sounds so cute!"
Friend- *****, I was talking about a girl.
Me: oh.
(~face turns red.~)
Me: Oh. Oh. Okay, then. Well, she sounds nice too.
~telling them about dates~
Okay, so one Monday after I went out on a date that weekend. No one asked how my weekend was so, I didn't say anything. I was talking to my friend at lunch that same day. While talking the principal walked by.
He asked how we where and we said we were fine. Then he said something else. We couldn't hear him so my friend got a bit closer to hear what he was saying. Her exact words and I quote were,
"I didn't watch any- *****, did you go to a movie? 'Cause Mr.***** wanted to know how it was."
My face turned five shades of red.
Now, fun fact about me when I get nervous or mad or embarrassed my voice goes as high pitched a Mickey mouse. It also cracks. So I remember saying,
"OH IT WAS VERY GOOD."
Very loudly. Along with six voice cracks while sounding like Mickey Mouse. He left smiling. My friend turned to me.
"What was that abo-"
"The principle was on my date."
"WHAT? How did he- wait, what are you doing?"
"I'm walking over to that corner over there and dying."
~phone~
Okay, do one day at lunch I was talking to my friends when my friend yelled from the top of the a boxed off ledge everyone I know sittings under on the stairs. We all looked up to see my friend holding her blackberry phone over the ledge.
There was five seconds of silence before we began freaking out. Two kids began panicking. Two others ran to where the phone was gonna go. Three kids started yelling at her to flip it. Another kid was getting her phone out to record it. Meanwhile I said,
"DON'T DO IT. IT HAS SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR!"
"RELAX *****, IT IS VERY DURABLE."
Then, SHE DROPPED IT! AND EVERYONE SCREAMED BLODDY MURDER!
While it fell, it hit bounced off my tall friend's hands onto the floor. As for the shorter one, he was standing there looking lost. Meanwhile I was panicking that it broke. I ran over there with one other kid and flipped over the phone, and guess what?
It didn't break. It was actually completely fine.
So, moral of the story, blackberries are strong.
~memes~
One day at school one of my friends was sad. I leaned over and whispered in her ear,
"We're no strangers to love. You know the rules and so do I. A full commitment is what I am think of. You wouldn't get this from any other guy."
She started laughing.
"I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling. Gotta make you understand. Never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cr-"
"*****?" The teacher asked me a question the second I almost said my favour part. I don't know how she expected it to go for me not paying attention for a second but, she probably didn't expected a red faced Mickey Mouse answer her with multiple voice cracks.
~Fun facts~
1.During my first day of school I was so nervous I almost threw up over the only kid who talked to me.
2. I got a tablet for Christmas and asked my mom to get this thing called Wattpad to read a Star Wars rebel fanfic that I saw a picture of on Pinterest. She said yes. Two weeks later, I wrote this.
3. If Klance becomes canon, I will literally cry and write a note about it on this on a book randomly just because I can.
4. all my friends have come out to me by saying 'I'm _______'. Except for three of them. One of them told a bi joke before coming out to me. In front of me. I said what while to others friends agreed with them.
5. My entisols spell out a item while everyone else I knows is something crazy. Like super crazy.
6. I asked my mom what she was into when she was a teen. She said wearing black outfits, black lip stick and dying her hair. I jokingly asked if that was it. She said 'serial killers.' I asked around afterwords and turns out she wasn't joking.
~voltron friend~
I leaned over to my other friends who liked anime and whispered,' Klance' in their ears. They all just looked at me awkward for five seconds before continuing what ever the hell they were doing. Except for one gym class.
During that class I leaned over and whispered it in her ear. The second she heard that word she whipped her head around. She basically screamed this.
"YES!"
And that's how I found out my friend watches voltron.
~finally, I would just like to thank you all for reading my book so far. I mean it's not great. It's not even that good. I know that but, it means a lot that you guys like it. So, thank you all for reading the book. Hopefully you continue to as well. Thank you all so much! From, moi,🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊"

(J.A.R)