RandomPerson: Do you think we can secretly get out of this book?
AnotherRandomPerson: Why do ya wanna get out? I LOVE dis!
RandomPerson: Ugh.. All I gotta do, is make a plausible excuse..
Me: Don't ya mean a pawsible excuse?
==AUTHOR'S NOTE==
Okay, now, you can literally use dis pun in any conversation just as long as it's related to paw related stuff, or else it's gonna sound dumb like mah conversation (*'꒳'*)
RandomPerson: Yah.. it made no sense.
Me: I just wanted to say dat joke..
RandomPerson: Anyways, does dat mean it's possible for me to leave dis book with a plausible excuse?
Me: Haha no. Besides, no matter how much you ask, there's no way since I control what you say and what happens to you.
RandomPerson: Dat means you're controlling the conversation we're having right now..
AnotherRandomPerson: WOAH! Guys, we're getting too into this!
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Jokes & Puns
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