Me: What do snails say when they've done an excellent job?
RandomPerson:..You did great?..
Me: You snailed it!
==AUTHOR'S NOTE==
Haha. I can actually remember some funny stories I had with this joke.
RandomPerson: Will you tell your story?
Me: Nope.
RandomPerson: Why would you mention it if you won't even talk about it?
Me: I mean technically I did talk about it. Just didn't fully explain it.
RandomPerson: I guess..
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