Me: guess who's back!
RandomPerson: . . .
AnotherRandomPerson: You are back!
Me: tell a--!
RandomPerson: FRIEND! Now please stop da music references and get on with da puns..
Me: finally! a day where you actually wanna go straight to da pun parts!
RandomPerson: . . . Just. Start. . . .
Me: oh wait, sorry never-mind..
RandomPerson: Huh?
AnotherRandomPerson: What happened?
Me: i'd tell you guys a chemistry joke buuut, i knew i wouldn't get a reaction..
RandomPerson: -~-=AUTHOR's NOTE=
hallo! and btw whoever gets da song reference hehe. and whoever doesn't well.. i just listen to old songs k?.. i guess i listen to old an 'unpopular' songs.. is dat a good thing? i donut even kno XDRandomPerson: . . .

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