Me: Why did da banana go to da doctor?
RandomPerson: Why? (With a sassy sarcastic tone)
Me: Because it wasn't peeling well==AUTHOR's NOTE==
Another old pun I used to say to mah fwends. Haha. And mah family.RandomPerson: It wasn't peeling well? Seriously?
Me: Yah
RandomPerson: ...

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Jokes & Puns
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