Me: Did you know that tress can send a signal to another tree about insect attacks?
RandomPerson: Really? Well, I don't believe you.
Me: Well, I mean I just got it from da internet...
AnotherRandomPerson: Hey, chin up! I beleaf in you!==AUTHOR's NOTE==
Fun fact. I had to search about leaf facts for this joke., aannndddd I found dat. Dunno if it's real or not cuz I'm a bit too lazy to research about dat plus it's like 10:30 PM rn at mah place and everyone is telling meh to sleep soo, I'm kinda on a rush rn.RandomPerson: Still don't believe you.

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