RandomPerson: Filipinos? Am I Filipino?
Me: Hmm.. your probs don't kno dis language yet... lemme call mah fwend!
RandomFilipinoFwend: Uh... Hi!
Me: Yo! Soo.. I have a pun for you! Wanna hear it?
RandomFilipinoFwend: Sure!
RandomPerson:...wat?..
Me: wlshcisjwvdhcjskqwknxhshqkhwbdhixakbwdjjjaqkhchskwhd... Nuggets mo ba?
RandomFilipinoFwend: Ano?
Me: sksbjcnenqkwkabndnkmbpotatokwnwnsquidjbakanxbm...
Nuggets mo na ba?
RandomFilipinoFwend: Ohhh... Oo Nuggets ko! XD
==AUTHOR'S NOTE==
Okay, Soo dis is probably confusing for 'Non-Filipinos' (hence, why I put da disclaimer in da title) buut, ya. Basically to ya'll Filipinos out there, say something supah random then say 'Nuggets Mo Ba?' Get it? Haha Lol. Anyways, I kno dis is a joke dat some Filipinos read use and there's still more to dis buut, ONLY ONE JOKE/PUN PER CHAPTER (except for Specials) cuz I kno da original one has multiple puns sooo yah!
RandomPerson: Yup. I don't get it.
Me: Meh. Ish okay.
AnotherRandomPerson: Filipino? Are you Filipino?
Me: Oo. Mas masaya nga sa pilipinas eh!
AnotherRandomPerson: Huh?
Me: Haha. Nvr mind. But yes I am. :3
AnotherRandomPerson: Oh. Makes sense now.
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