RandomPerson: I hate you.
Me: Don't go bacon mah heart..
==AUTHOR's NOTE==
Hah. I have nothing to say to this tbh. （≧∇≦）Oh! Umm.. you can use this in any conversation just replace da word 'breaking' to bacon to make it sound more humorous. Even better if you're talking about food!
RandomPerson: That was just.. cheesy.
Me: I know, buut, I put it in anyways because why not?
RandomPerson: Why not? Because it's CHEESY!.. can't believe I'm related to dis book..
me: Haha.
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Jokes & Puns
Humor[2017-2018 work] a big book of puns and old humor👊🏽💥 ~rankings~ puns - #27 out of 526 stories! jokes - #58 out of 1.3k stories! -as of August 1, 2018- puns - #368 out of 610 stories! jokes - #86 out of 1.3k stories! -as of August 6, 2018-
