Me: welcome to a new chapter, guys!
RP & ARP: hi.!
AnotherRandomPerson: what do we have in-store for today?
Me: i'm glad you mentioned da phrase , "in-store' because i actually have something related to dat.
RandomPerson: Annnnddd what is that?
Me: well.. have you guys heard da rumor about.. butter?
RandomPerson: Huh?
AnotherRandomPerson: No..
Me: Well.. i butter not spread it..
=AUTHOR's NOTE=
thinking about it. dis chapter ish kinda a "2-in-1" kinda chapter. i mean there's two puns. 1 pun ish da "better not spread it." and da other ish, "butter not." tbh, i was going to put these butter puns into two chapters buuut, it was too good of an opportunity to not say, "i butter not spread it." sooo yah! 2-in-1 chapter!
RandomPerson: 2-in-q means it makes me cringe twice as much.
AnotherRandomPerson: Oh come on.. don't be too harsh. It was actually a good pun/s !
Me: Thanks ARP!
AnotherRandomPerson: Welcs! (Welcome XD thought it would be funny XD)
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