me: it's beginning to look a lot like Valentines..
RandomPerson: Uhhh.. isn't dat--?
AnotherRandomPerson: ..Everywhere you go..
RandomPerson: da wrong--?
Me: song yes. it just got stuck in mah head soo i started to sing it!
RandomPerson: oohh i see
me: anyways, speaking of Valentines.. do you kno wat dogs call Valentines Day?
AnotherRandomPerson: what?
RandomPerson: Oh no please don't--
me: Paw~lentines Day!
=AUTHOR's NOTE=
say dis to your dog (if you have one) and see their reaction. XD
me: and on dat note!
..haha get it?
AnotherRandomPerson: HA HA HA
RandomPerson: Stop.. making.. J O K E S!
me: geez, okay Mr. Anti-Humor man.
RandomPerson: Hey! don't call me dat..
me: then wat do u want me to call u?
RandomPerson: By my name. duh!
me: your name.?
RandomPerson: wait... who am I?
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