me: DOGS, PUPPIES, I LOVE THEM!
RandomPerson: We can tell by your repetitive words.
me: HEY!.. dats in another book.
RandomPerson: Well, you still talk about dogs a lot in dis book.
me: dats not true.! *scrolls up and looks at chapters*
i'e only made 2 puns about dogs and 1 about wolves.!
RandomPerson: ugh.. fine. I hate to admit it when I'm wrong..
AnotherRandomPerson: Anywayss..let's get on with the puns?
me: off-course! okay soo.wat do dogs say to each-pupper (well da ones they love) when ish Valentines Day?
RandomPerson: What.?
me: I WOOF you 🐾- AUTHOR's NOTE -
Heh. another Valentines Doggy joke. You can probs tell I am in da mood of Valentines puns currently.. hehe.RandomPerson: Yup. I can also tell that.
*late publish. dis was supposed to be published on Valentine's Day.. whoops.*

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Humor[2017-2018 work] a big book of puns and old humor👊🏽💥 ~rankings~ puns - #27 out of 526 stories! jokes - #58 out of 1.3k stories! -as of August 1, 2018- puns - #368 out of 610 stories! jokes - #86 out of 1.3k stories! -as of August 6, 2018-