Me: wow. dat title seems dramatic XD.
RandomPerson: Yeah.. maybe too creative..
Me: whelp, i'm keeping it!
AnotherRandomPerson: Well, what puns do you have up your sleeves today?
Me: i'm glad you asked.! well, sadly.. i have heard of a tragedy..
RP & ARP: O-O. Well, that escalated quickly.
Me: i heard dat dis guy's left side ish gone..
RandomPerson: HUH?
AnotherRandomPerson: Waht do you me--?
Me: but he's all-RiGHT now. :)
=AUTHOR's NOTE=
i couldn't think of a situation for dis sooo.. yah!
RandomPerson: Literally. no words.
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