Me: How do pizzas greet each other when it's Christmas?
RandomPerson: Whaaat?..
AnotherRandomPerson: Ooh! Ooh! Lemme guess.. Meowy Christmas?--
Me: SSHH.. DATS FOR DA NEXT CHAPTER
RandomPerson: HAHAHAHA
Me: *cough, anyways.. They say,"Merry Crustmas!"
=AUTHOR'S NOTE=
Soo.. Ya! Mah fwend actually said they liked dis pun soo, decided to put it in here! (Dear fwend reading dis, if dis was da WEONG joke then.. I'm sowwy X3)
RandomPerson: HAHAHAHA.. Wait.. I should be sad.. TWO PUNS IN ONE CHAPTER? NOO
Me: Hah. Haha.
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Jokes & Puns
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