Me: i'm not one who go on diets buut, for da sake of dis pun... hey guys!
RP & ARP: Yes?
Me: have you heard of dat 'certain' diet?
RP & ARP: No..?
Me: well.. it's da seafood diet!
RandomPerson: And wat do you do in dis certain or seafood diet?
Me: good question! it's simple! if you are on a seafood diet. you simply eat every food you see! because you see food!: you eat it!
=AUTHOR's NOTE=
and to all of you meme-rs out there.. yes, dis is based on da seafood diet meme dat i recently just found.. yesterday XD
Me: although, i actually am NOT on a seafood diet XD
RandomPerson: wow da irony.
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