The Official EXO Ship Book

Taohun

"Hyung," Tao called, even though Sehun was right next to him. "Hyung, what drink is this?"

"Tao, why did you drink another bottle?" Sehun said, trying not to slur. He held up the beer bottle, trying to seem stern. But Tao simply giggled. 

"I... I like the..." He pointed to the bottle, nearly poking Sehun's eye out. "...taste of it."

Sehun grimaced and stood, only to stumble back down. "Damn it, Tao, if the hyung's find out-"

"They won't..." Tao crawled onto the bed. "... won't care. Not about me, anyway."

Sehun chugged down water, trying to get back to his senses. 

"What do you mean?" He said, holding his head in his hand as he slowly felt himself coming back into control. 

"I'm Chinese, dummy." Tao giggled from the bed. "I'm useless!"

Sehun picked up the bottles of beer and stumbled to the trash, throwing them out. Just thinking about what Tao said was giving him a migraine.

"So what if you're Chinese?" Sehun plopped onto the bed, head thumping. "You're the same as all of us."

"Ah," Tao went to put a finger on Sehun's lips, but missed and ended up poking his cheek instead. "But we're different, Korea Maknae. You're Korean, and I'm a useless, non-singing Chinese boy who sucks at rapping!"

Sehun's expression softened. "But you know wushu-"

"Blah blah blah, so what?" Tao meekly shoved Sehun away. "I look stupid, I can't rap, hey, might as well leave Korea while I'm-"

Sehun attacked his mouth, kissing him furiously. A quick confused moment melted away as Tao kissed back, wrapping his arms around Sehun's neck to pull him closer. 

"You say you're useless and yet you kiss amazingl- Tao?" Sehun felt the other maknae go slack and pulled away. Quiet snoring answered him and he laughed, shaking his head.

"You're also adorable," Sehun chuckled, and fell asleep with Tao in his arms.

And soon-to-be-found beer bottles on the floor. Ouch.