The Official EXO Ship Book

Luris

"Aw, Kris, are you feeling OK?" Suho asked, feeling the Chinese man's forehead.

"I think it's a small fever, I'm OK..." Kris sighed, rubbing his temples gently.

"How about you go to bed, I'm sure some sleep is what you need." Suho smiled and kissed his forehead. "If anything call for me- I'll watch the rest of the movie with these goofs."

Suho nodded to the rest of the boys, who were glued to the screen. Kris nodded and stood, smiling down as he patted Suho's cheek lovingly. He walked off to his room and opened the door, only to find-

"Kris!" Luhan squealed, hugging his towel around him. "What the heck, what happened to knocking?!"

"Sorry, sorry!" Kris gasped, covering his eyes. He kept them closed for a while, starting to get confused. Suddenly, two small hands took his hands away. He looked down at Luhan, who blushed shyly. He was wearing the most adorable bathrobe that was fluffy and pastel pink- and it was teasingly short.

"S-Silly, don't keep your eyes closed for so long," Luhan mumbled, looking down. Kris smiled and wrapped his long arms around the smaller male. He dragged them to the bed, but Luhan pushed him away playfully. 

"No, not now," he giggled nervously, plopping down on the bed and taking his phone out. Kris sat on the bed too, but basically right on top of Luhan. He hugged the older closer, nuzzling him. Luhan blushed furiously but didn't complain as he scrolled through social media. 

"Damn it, you're so pretty," Kris abruptly said. He pressed his lips against Luhan's neck, nibbling gently. Luhan breathed out a sigh, squeezing his eyes shut. Kris turned him so that he lay face up. They kissed sweetly, Luhan's fingers tangling in Kris's hair. Kris pulled his robe off, trailing his hands over Luhan's smooth chest. He growled in satisfaction at the muscles. 

"You're incredible," Kris breathed, hugging him close as he presses kisses and nibbles over his neck. Luhan mewls, pulling him close. They press their lips together before snuggling up and falling asleep together. 

* * * 

"Kris! Oh my goodness, Kris!"

The leader woke up in a snap, worried. As soon as he saw Luhan's crying face, he bolted up. 

"What?" Kris pulled him close, holding him tightly. "What's wrong? Shh, it's OK-"

"No, it's not!" Luhan sniffed. "Sehun-"

"Guys?"

The two looked up, too startled to let each other go. Xiumin stood there, a small smile on. 

"Come on, breakfast is ready."

He walked off, leaving the two staring at the door. Luhan looked at Kris, whimpering. Kris pulled him close, giving him a soft kiss. 

"It's OK- worst comes to worst, I'll take care of it." Kris murmured, kissing Luhan as the older nodded shakily. They stood and after Luhan slipped on a shirt along with sweatpants, they made their way to the kitchen. At the last second, Luhan caught Kris's hand, squeezing it before letting it fall again. They turned the corner, expecting stares. 

Nothing. Everyone was still eating. 

"Hey," Baekhyun said, swallowing a mouthful of rice. "Sit down, before the food runs out."

The two glanced at each other before shrugging and sitting next to each other. 

"So," Chen glanced up. "How long?"

Kris realized he was the one being asked and decided to play dumb- he frowned. 

"What?"

"Well, Xiumin and I have been a few months, Chanyeol and Baekhyun..." Chen looked to the main rapper. "Three years?"

"Four as of tomorrow," Chanyeol said, sharing a quick kiss with Baekhyun.

"Yeah, four." Chen rolled his eyes but focused back on Kris. He pointed his chopsticks at Luhan and Kris. "Back to the chase- how long?"

Kris glanced at Luhan, who didn't meet his eye. Kris cleared his throat. 

"Um... five months..."

"Ha!" Sehun grinned, leaning over the table with his hand outstretched. "You owe me a dollar, Yixing!" 

Lay grumbled as he slapped a bill into Sehun's hand. Luhan and Kris stared, surprised. 

"Y- wait," Luhan shook his hands adorably, confused. "What-"

"Oh for heaven's sake- we know you guys were dating," Suho said, rolling his eyes. "Like, what two guys accompany each other to the washroom?"

"Gays," Kai said, only to get smacked by Kyungsoo.

"Wait, so..." Kris pointed at Suho. "You're not... not angry, are you?"

"Me? Angry? Nah," Suho waved his hand dismissively. "I had Lay banging me for weeks-"

"SUHO!" Lay screeched, slapping a hand over his mouth.

"Sehun?" Luhan whispered, glancing up. But Sehun turned and kissed Tao quickly. The Chinese boy gasped, falling out of his chair in surprise.

"I SAID WARN ME, YOU BASTARD!" Tao screeched in Chinese, flustered.

Luhan glanced at Xiumin, but the eldest was blushing while listening to something Chen was saying to him.

"See, it all worked out!" Chanyeol laughed at the way the Kris and Luhan's jaws dropped. But the two quickly looked at each other and smiled, only to start laughing. The rest of the table caught on, until everyone was basically crying from laughter.

"Um, are we excused?" Kris asked, standing. Luhan stood too, blushing slightly.

"Don't forget a condom-" Suho was inturupted by everyone's yells at him. He rolled his eyes but gave a smile, winking. Kris smiled back and pulled Luhan to their bedroom.

He was sure he could borrow some of Suho's lube too.

OK SO THE SECOND PART ISN'T ME
Lol but in all honesty, Foreal In Love can never stop adding sex jokes in here so I let her 😂
I luv u 💖