The Official EXO Ship Book

Kaisoo

"Kyungsoo, Kyungsoo!" Sehun came running into my room. "Kyungsoo, come quickly!"

I jumped up, worried. "What? Did Chen hurt himself? Did Baekhyun's fever get worse?" 

"N-No-"

"Did Suho agree to the collab with Blackpink?" I said, frowning.

"No, it's bad!" Suho gasped, tears welling in his eyes.

"No one died, did they?" I gasped. "Please don't tell me Luhan's mother-"

"Kai's signed up to be in the army!"

I stared, mouth gaping open. I swear my heart stopped. 

"W-What?" I finally gasped, clutching the chair.

"Come, he's in the living room," Sehun mumbled, taking my other hand and leading me. I stumbled along, hyperventilating. We came to see Kai sitting on an armchair, bags all around him as others stood. He looked guilty as the others looked heartbroken. I saw Suho's face buried in Kris's chest, his shoulders shaking. Baekhyun was leaning into Chanyeol like Luhan was leaning into Lay. Tao had his face buried in his hands, and Sehun went over and hugged him tightly. I slowly walked forward, barely registering Xiumin's gentle hand on my shoulder and Chen's reassuring mumbling.

"J-Jongin," I gasped, swaying. He looked up and stood, looking worried.

"Kyungsoo, are you OK?" He asked, quickly supporting me.

"Please don't..." I shook my head, clutching his shoulders. "It's not true, please tell me it's not true."

"I'm so sorry Kyungsoo-"

"No, no!" I yelled, hugging him tightly. I buried my face into his muscular chest and completely broke into sobs.

"Kyungsoo, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hurt you like this. But I need to, the army needs more recruits."

"Please don't leave!" I begged, hugging him as tight as I could. He quickly patted my back, but I clutched in tighter.

"I need to go, please-"

"I hate you!" I wailed, hitting his shoulder. "I love you, you idiot, how can EXO be without you... you dumbass, I love you so much-"

"APRIL FOOLS!" 

Everybody broke into hysterical laughter; Suho and Kris both grinned as the two maknaes, Tao and Sehun, completely lost it. Luhan and Lay roared with laughter as Chanyeol and Baekhyun. Chen high-fived Xiumin, who was giggling like crazy.

"How did he not see the calendar? Oh man!" Chen roared.

"That was the best acting I've seen this group do!" Kris laughed, especially smiling at Tao. Tao waved his hand dismissively but blushed slightly.

I slowly looked up to Kai, who was biting his lips hard to not start howling too. 

"Are. You. Serious."

Kai cowered slightly and I jumped on him, slapping him all over his stupid, perfect little face. 

"HOWDAREYOUDOYOUKNOWHOWMUCHYOUSCAREDMEYOULITTLE-"

"Ow, ow, her, stop it!" He said, grabbing my wrists and pinning me to the couch. We stared at each other, breathing hard. Kai very quickly pecked my lips apologetically but I pulled him close, kissing him passionately. 

"Dumbass," I mumbled.

"Mom," Kai breathed, hands roaming to my waist.

"OK, OK, enough french kissing," Suho said, tapping Kai on the shoulder. Kai ignored him, pulling me even closer if possible. 

"Oh my goodness, come on Kai, Kyungsoo needs to pack!" Lay piped in.

I froze, eyes opening wide.

"What?" I said through Kai's lips. 

"Yeah, we're actually heading to Paris..." Tao said, giggling. But as soon as I looked at him he squeaked and hid behind Sehun, who tried hiding behind Luhan.

"We're going somewhere and didn't tell me? ARE YOU GUYS CRAZY?! I-I need to pack everything, make snacks- oh my goodness, what about Baekhyun, he still needs his medication... Tao, you said you need to study, how will you fit your Korean textbook in that tiny back-"

Kai kissed me again, running his fingers soothingly through my hair. It was stupid how quickly I calmed down.

"Sh, it's OK hyung," He mumbled. "We have another two weeks, everything is fine."

I smiled, cuddling up to his chest- and started to plan my revenge. Satansoo is simply waiting.