The Official EXO Ship Book

Satansoo's Revenge pt. 2

"Guys, I'm heading out!" Kyungsoo called, trying not to smirk evilly.

"Oh, I'll come along." Kai said, standing.

"I don't. Think. So." Kyungsoo growled. "Idiot, forcing me to humiliate myself."

"We said we're sorry." Sehun whined, cheeks puffing.

"And I said apology not accepted." Kyungsoo huffed. "Baek, you're coming along."

"Sure!" Baekhyun said, taking a backpack and slinging it over his shoulder. 

"Oh, by the way- if you guys see a girl come by here, let her in." Kyungsoo added. "She's most likely my twin sister, you'll recognize her."

"Twin sister? For real?" Chanyeol said, smirking.

"Oh yeah. She'll be wearing your sisters dress- she really likes it."

"What?! Hey, no, I need that back!"

Chanyeol jumped up, spilling his coffee all over Kai. Kai growled and shoved Chanyeol back down, yanking his shirt off.

"Bye bye!" Baekhyun sang and slammed the door shut. The two muffled their laughter as they scurried off to the bathrooms. They were gonna have to be quick.

Five minutes later...

A soft knocking came from the door.

"Sehun, get it would you?" Chanyeol mumbled.

"Nah, you get it!"

"Stop arguing already." Kai sighed as he poured himself tea.

"Fine." Chanyeol huffed, pissed. He yanked the door open, only to look around.

"Huh? Where-"

"Um, down here."

Chanyeol looked down, only to stare. A beautiful girl stood there, looking up shyly. Sure enough, she was wearing Chanyeol's sister's dress and looked nearly identical to Kyungsoo. She wore very stuble and light makeup and had beautiful locks of black hair to her shoulders.

"I-I'm very sorry to bother you, but I'm looking for Kyungsoo. H-He's my twin brother..."

Chanyeol stared and Kai came, only to nearly spit out his tea.

"What the- Kyungsoo, are you wearing makeup?"

"Excuse me?" The woman gasped. "For your information, I'm not Kyungsoo-"

"Very sorry, he's an idiot!" Chanyeol said, shoving Kai away. "H-Here, come inside, it's cold..."

He led the girl inside and took her jacket for her.

"Oh my, thank you!" She said, smiling shyly. Chanyeol grinned back, nodding.

"Hey, Kyungsoo! Starting to like the dress?" Sehun said, laughing his head off.

"My, what is going on here?" The girl said, pouting ever so slightly. "Are you torturing my poor brother?"

"No no, not at all, just..." Chanyeol glanced at a pissed Kai, who had tea splashed all over his shirt- when Chanyeol pushed him he spilled piping hot tea all over his shirt. 

"Nah, our maknae just likes messing with him," Kai muttered, frowning as he slipped his shirt off. The girl gasped and blushed, covering her face.

"I-I'm sorry, how rude of me, I shouldn't look..."

"Oh, sorry." Kai quickly covered himself and stepped behind a corner. "My fault, you just remind me of Kyungsoo a lot."

"Well, we are twins..." She added shyly, dropping her hands. 

"What's your name by the way?" Chanyeol said, sending death glares at Kai. Kai winced and scampered off.

"Kyunga. Do Kyunga." The girl said, smiling nicely. "Also, I have a message... A boy named Baekhyun asked me to give it to you..."

She handed it to Chanyeol, who almost immediately threw it on a table beside him.

"You live close by?" Sehun asked, smiling widely. Chanyeol led Kyunga to the couch and she sat down, fiddling with the edge of her dress.

"Kind of... You might want to read that note though, it sounds important."

"Please," Chanyeol said, rolling his eyes. "You're a bit more important."

"Hey," Kai said, frowning as he walked in with another shirt on. "That's Baekhyun you're talking about."

Sehun came from the kitchen with milk and handed it to Kyunga, smiling.

"Please, Chan..." Kyunga tilted her head as she looked at the rapper.

"Chanyeol." He said helpfully.

"Chanyeol. Please read it, I don't want to make dear Baekhyun fret."

Chanyeol smirked and took her hand, kissing the top like a prince. "As you wish, ma'am."

He walked over and opened it to find a card. He flipped it open, only to yelp and drop it as a  voice came blaring from it.

"YOU'VE BEEN CAUGHT! YOU'VE BEEN CAUGHT!"

"CAUGHT IN THE ACT!" Baekhyun yelled, bursting the door down. Kyunga jumped up, pointing accusingly. She accidentally splashed Kai with her milk and he groaned.

"Can you guys stop ruining my shirts?!" He moaned.

"Baek, what-"

"So if a girl comes, a note from me isn't important at all?!" He spat, emotional. "That's it, we're done, you disgusting-"

"Not in front of a guest," Sehun begged, worried.

"Don't worry," Kyunga dramatically took her wig off and slipped out the dress to reveal Kyungsoo in his usual clothes. "I'm used to this, maknae."

Sehun stared and slowly backed up. He scampered off and Baekhyun stormed off, Chanyeol following him. Kyungsoo looked to Kai, who was grumbling as he yanked his shirt off.

"Third time... What, you angry at me too?" Kai sighed, raising an eyebrow. Kyungsoo smirked and stepped up, caressing his abs. Kai bit his lip as he looked down at Kyungsoo.

"Nah- you didn't really fall for Kyunga, did you?"

Kai smirked back and pulled Kyungsoo close, kissing his lips lustfully.

"No way. She's nothing like you."