KazBrekker added Heartrend3r, Wraith, Jesper_Sharpshooter, Sunshine, and MatthiasHelvar to the Dregs
KazBrekker: Is everyone in?
Wraith: yeah, wylan said all you had to do was type in everyone's number
KazBrekker: Alright. Everyone, just change your username to your first name to make it less confusing.
Heartrend3r changed name to Nina, KazBrekker changed name to Kaz, Wraith changed name to Inej, Sunshine changed name to Wylan, Jesper_Sharpshooter changed name to Jesper
Wylan: Jes is the one who made my account, by the way. I would have named myself Wylan in the first place.
Jesper: sunshine ;)
Inej: how are you even typing???
Wylan: I'm not, I programmed the device to type what I say and read everything to me.
MatthiasHelvar has left the chat
Kaz added MatthiasHelvar to the group
Kaz: You can't leave, we need a way to give each other updates even when we aren't together.
MatthiasHelvar has left the chat
Kaz: Nina
Nina: he says it's not natural to talk to someone when they are miles away from you. I can just tell him what everyone's saying, it's not like we're discussing anything important
Inej: actually, I think kaz did have something he wanted to say
Kaz: Thank you, Inej. Speckt and one of our new recruits came to me last week, saying they had intel on Rollins' new spider.
Jesper: better watch out inej
Nina: you're being sarcastic, right?
Inej: guys, just because we aren't talking in person doesn't mean we don't have to listen
Wylan: She's right, I'm sure what Kaz has to say is important.
Nina: of course, just not so important that he wanted us to meet in person
Kaz: Did you want to walk to the Slat at one in the morning?
Nina: ...no
Kaz: As I was saying, Pekka Rollins' new spy is old, slow. We don't have an exact name or age yet, but we know they are Zemini. I'm sending Inej to the Kaelish Prince to gather as much info as possible as soon as possible.
Jesper: im going out for waffles, anyone wanna join?
Nina: you know I do.
Kaz: Can you at least pretend to be listening?
Jesper: I just don't understand why you couldn't tell inej in person
Inej: he already did, he's just letting you guys know
Kaz: This communication system was supposed to be a way for me to give you quick updates throughout the day. It's turned into something else.
Kaz: New rule, only use the chat if you have an actual update or issue or something important. If you just need to talk to someone, do it in person.
Jesper: what if we make a separate chat for casual stuff
Nina: thats a really good idea, wylan how do we do that?
Inej: so then we can use this one just for planning and sharing info, he makes a good point kaz
Kaz: No. We only need one cfat. If you guys would take things seriously, this wouldn't be an issue.
Kaz: I meant to say chat.
Nina: CFAT
Jesper changed Kaz's nickname to Cfat
Cfat: Guys, we need to focus.
Nina: alright. we're sorry, cfat
Cfat changed nickname to Kaz
Jesper changed Kaz's nickname to Cfat
Cfat: Knock it off, Jes.
Cfat changed nickname to Kac
Nina: EVEN BETTER
Inej: im sorry, kac
Kac: I give up.
Kac has left the chat
Wylan: Wow, I put my phone down for 5 minutes to find like thirty messages waiting for me.
To be continued
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