This is just a bunch of short ideas I stole from tumblr/instagram because I'm suffering from chronic writer's block and still need to update my story so I can feel validated by your nice comments and votes.
Wylan: And Kaz will play the part of my father!
Kaz: I don't want to be your father
Wylan: Great... you already know your lines
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Kaz: the stars are very beautiful tonight
Inej: yeah, they are
Kaz: do you know who's even more beautiful?
Inej: *blushes* who?
Kaz: me with four million kruge
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Wylan: Why 'no mourners, no funerals'?
Jesper: Because we can't say 'break a leg'. *glances at Kaz*
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Kaz: And how do you think you're going to stop me
Jesper: I'll tell Inej
Kaz:
Kaz: You sick bastard.
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Jesper: They call me coffee because I grind so fine ;)
Wylan: Oh my God
Nina: They call me coffee because I keep you up past 2am
Matthias: Nina, not you too...
Kaz: They call me coffee-
Inej: Please no-
Kaz: Because I'm dark and bitter and most people don't like me without changing some aspect of who I am.
Inej: Oh.
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Matthias: *looses Kaz in a crowd*
Matthias:
Matthias:
Matthias: thank god
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Inej: kaz, care to explain why we have six dogs in our apartment
Kaz: they're golden retrievers, inej. They retrieve gold. I did this for us.
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Kaz: So, I heard you like bad boys
Inej: Yeah?
Kaz: Tell her, Jes
Jesper, not looking up from his phone: He's the worst
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Protagonists in average YA novel: People are dying??? I MUST BECOME A HERO AND SAVE THEM ALL!!
Kaz Brekker: People are dying??? Am I the one dying? No?? Then who cares.
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And a few bonus ones that I actually did make up (I think)
Nina: Kaz, the floor is your feelings for Inej!
Kaz: *jumps on the closest thing to him*
Inej: *is the closest thing to him*
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Kaz: I have a plan.
Inej: No murder.
Kaz: I no longer have a plan..
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